I dont know what to write

I don’t know what to write actually. I have been thinking to write something on my blog because my last pasting was on the fuel hike, which is like weeks ago. After that I just became so blank I just cant think of what to write.

Even last Sunday after my haircut, while I was driving back I was wondering if I should write about Dasavathaaram. Then I told myself, no. Lets watch that movie for 4th time or 5th time then we write or review about it thoroughly. I mean don’t you think so. The movie is so good till I think I don’t have the stand to review about it. Have you come across some people who think that movie sucks? Helow you ok arr? What to do lar, nowdays people prefer to watch Vijay flying like a dickhead or Vijayakanth trying to be Billa part 3. When it comes to English movie, no matter how stupid the movie can be people will still watch. This is why I don’t want to write anything, which originally I don’t know what to write.

Been sick for the past one-week and that actually interrupted my gym schedule and hell no I don’t like it at all. So I decided I don’t give a damn, I am going to gym today. Started running for 20mins and that’s it, I felt like choking to death. Came back to my place, had Subway sandwich called my friend Viji. And guess what? The word that all bachelors aint wanna hear. MARRIAGE!! The moment he told me that he is getting married I was shocked, “macha, for real arrr? Whats wrong with you man, you are younger that me you know? Cannot tahan ready is it?”

Viji was cursing me ahahhaha then we did conference call to Denes. Yeah lar you b**tches the attam 100 vagai one lar..no I bet you young idiotic girls will be having orgasm hearing his name. Aint it? Know why I call you girls like that? Look at friendster! “CuteAngel, Mistique, cock shit, lan*** all that shit. Keep adding people for no reason. You see dammit diverting my topic.

Anyway we had our orgy over the phone, and cursing each other for not keeping in touch. Well that happens right. I bet you guys have been through this, you and your kaki’s will always eat, shit together. Then will come one day where one will go to college to study, one will become celebrity, one will become police, one will go to jail or start one new gang etc. Then one day the educated fella will coincidently meet the gangster friend and they will just ignore. Not all the time this may happen, but mostly this is how it is. Even me, I had like so many friends till I can run my own country. Left school went to college met new friends and forgot about school friends. Came to work forgot all those fellars and met new friends. Once in a while meet someone who you always keep in touch. As for me friends like Denes, Vj, Boy, Sarath aka Austin Powers aka Sexpower, Stephen aka mamps, Suraenan Raj, Prakash, Joe, im still keeping in touch with them. Shit I think I forgot some of the fellars and if they happen to read this they gonna kill me.

I even had some friends who is now having lifetime holiday in Sungai Buloh Prison. I think one of the fella, if im not mistaken his name is Sutu Nondi (that’s his nick) have been buang negeri so don’t where the fella is now. And then there is another fella David Tata Pula, yeah that’s what we call him. Tata Pula (grandfathers dick) because his dick looks like an old mans dick. Who else… let me see… oh yeah Daniel. Don’t get cheated thinking he is a white boy or something. He is the darkest Indian and he can actually produce oil as much as the oil refinery in Dubai, from his face. We call him “belt-te” because he have this kurap around his waist and we use to tease him saying one day your kurap will get connected around your waist and your body going to putus. Hahahahah

I have to tell you guys this, he actually have hole in his pockets, just to scratch his kurap when it’s itchy. Eeewww dammit. He is now married and his wife is a chindian! Can you beat that!! To tell you the truth I had my fun when I was in school rather than in college.
My college life was ok since I had some friends like Mogan, Suba, Thanni, Shanker, Sotte Shanker, Prathap too many of them to mention here. Did I tell you guys that my girlfriend was once my enemy in college?

Yes, I’m not kidding. Her gang and my gang really cannot ngam. They all think that I’m one bantha case (berlagak – egoistic) and we used to think the same thing. Me and her really hated each other and always kutuking each time we bumped. Now you see, we going to end up together in life hahahah ..can you beat that? Hahahahaha again….

Lets not get deeper into that for now ok. As I said earlier, I don’t know what to write so you maybe reading some gibberish from the beginning. Have I told that VJ is getting married? Wait lemme scroll up and check…. oh yeah I told ready.

He is getting married this November, macha best of luck dey have fun and I know you will be very happy because you got nothing better to do. Hahahah I was joking.

I can write this coz I know the jackass wont read my blog. He will be busy watching porn or whanking on his screen.

Ok ok enough of me writing, its time for me to get back home and sleep. See you people, I will try to think something constructively to write ok. Till then, chiow.