Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Look before you croxx! Part 4 - Joke of the Century

As for now enjoy the photo's. Later we shall discuss this further, because I cant stop laughing so allow me to finish. Thanks

Thursday, February 21, 2008

MIC - New lineup

Acknowledging RaajaRox for the list.

Total of 9 Parliment seats - 2 new (2/9 = 22.2% new faces)

1 - Perak - Sg Siput - Samy Velu
2 - N Sembilan - Tlk Kemang - Sothi
3 - Selangor - Hulu Selangor - Palanivel
4 - Selangor - Kapar - Komala
5 - Perak - Tapah - Saravanan (Veerasingam)
6 - Selangor Kota Raja - Vigneswaran
7 - Selangor - Subang - Murugesan (Nijhar)
8 - Johor - Segamat - Subra
9 - Pahang - Cameron Highland - Devamany

Total of 19 State seats - 12 new, 1 move from parliment (12/19 = 63.2% new faces)

Kedah (2)
Bukit Selambau - Krishnan (Saravanan)
Lunas - Anandthan (Ganesan)
Penang (2)
Perai - Krishnan Lecthumanan (Rajapathy (RETIRING))
Bagan Dalam - Subbaiyah
Perak (4)
Hutang Melintang - Thangesvari (Rajoo)
Behrang - Ramasamy (KRA Naidu)
Pasir Panjang - Dr Vasan (Ramachandran)
Sungkai - Veerasingam (Ganesan)
Selangor (3)
Ijok - Parthiban
Seri Andalas - Kamala
Batu Caves - T.Mohan (Jagarasah)
N Sembilan (2)
Port Dickson - Rajagopalu
Jeram Padang - V.Mohan (Krishnan (RETIRING))
Malacca (1)
Asahan - Perumal (Raghavan)
Johor (4)
Permas - Munusamy (Balakrishnan (RETIRING))
Kahang - Vidyananthan (Ramis)
Tenggaroh - Sooriyanathan (Krishnasamy)
Gambir - Asojan
Pahang (1)
Sabai - Davendran

Makkalin kural ketuvittathaaa??
Vendum ore marumalarchi... Adenge vendum inthe makkalin alarchi..
Puthu veipalargal.. Puthiya maatram vare vendum ...
Inthe poratum thodarum....

Some points to ponder

"Stay away from credit cards (bank loans) and invest in yourself


A.Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.

B.Live your life as simple as you are.

C.Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.

D.Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which you feel comfortable.

E.Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.
F.After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."

"The HAPPIEST people DO NOT necessarily have the BEST of all.
They simply APPRECIATE what they find on their way”

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Look before you croxx! Part 2

Finally the election is around the corner. We had so many issues going on around us so many riots so many dissatisfactions so many bad remarks but on the other hand we also saw the achievements, the sacrifice the efforts and so on.

Nov 25. We saw ethnic Indians in Malaysia gathered for rally to fight for Hindu rights in Malaysia. This actually has shown how well Malaysia gives preference to Freedom of Speech. It’s meaningless when we talk so much of freedom of speech and freedom of media, eventually what we saw locally and what the world saw on the other side is two contradicting event which have technically confused everyone. We had ministers defending themselves and pointing fingers to others. We had the BERSIH and HINDRAF saying the government failed to support the people of its own. So who to blame?

Hindraf. Someone initiated the fight for Indian freedom in the country and the result was mass crowd gathered. Why? Just to get sprayed by water cannon and hit by tear gas? I feel the message have been sent across but there are some other things that lie beyond the objective of such. Why no proper channel followed? Why not show what we can do by excelling academically, professionally and economically. Claims were told that we don’t want to depend on government and we don’t need that allocation of yours. Then what is the fight for? It’s been agreed and signed so many years back. There is law and act that say we can change the constitution but how? Anyone knows? Make the objective clear rather than bluntly claiming monetary compensation As what the leaders have said “ We are actually fighting a war which we know we cant win” Personally I feel its like making the Indians fool out of themselves. So end of the day 5 people got arrested and another demonstration came up. So now are we fighting for our rights or fighting for freedom of individuals? I ain’t any pro government and this is not some kind of election tactic to gain votes. But these are the questions that are running in my mind.

Am I confused or this whole chaos has caused the confusion? We have the guy escaped to London and freely giving press statements, releasing video over the Internet and organizing rallies. And here we have our disappointing leaders giving out press statements saying we are working with this police and that police to catch. Why he is still free? DO you really want to catch him or just some kind of game?

I see my fellow Indians and other races fighting so much here in Malaysia. But why are you bringing your children to rallies. Are you nuts!! These are children’s, if you feed them with thoughts of fighting for null reason you tell me how they will grow up to be.

The force. Don’t want to give permit. Why? Because it’s not a registered organization and may cause public nuisance and can cause danger to the public. First of all if you have given this permit it wouldn’t have came this far. They would have just came, give and go. Remember they don’t carry guns, mortar or Molotov. You start the war and find the easy way out.

When I was watching TV, I realized that RTM is actually promoting the pro government parties. They were actually showing all the achievements by Indians in Malaysia example, Jacklyn Victor, Dato L.Krishnan, Footballer Arumugam etc. Where was this news all this while? Then we had some clippings showing all the demonstration and rallies, which was held recently in Kuala Lumpur, and towards the end of the clippings there came a line, which reads “Different Parties, One Aim” or something. I really can’t remember the exact lines, but hey this is what you call political gimmicks.

What is percentage of development for Indians in Malaysia for the past 5 years? Why there is a reduction in government sectors from 17% to 5%. Equity ownership was 1.5% in 2000 and 1.2% in 2005. Any specific reason?

Oppositions. Come to think about it. If majority seats in the parliament given to oppositions, how will the funding be. Even if its 2/3, where they will get the funding from? To develop the country to where it is now. From KLIA, Twin Towers to one of its kind Rail systems and SMART tunnel and smart cities and the list goes on. The opposition always has its own agenda and objective when it comes to politics. But how much they can promise us for development not only for the country but also for the future of our children’s in Malaysia. And how they can keep their promises. Have we realized the oppositions always join hand with Hindraf or Makkal Sakti* etc. Why? Simple. To get more votes to win.

If we start questioning everything that is happening around us, mark my words we will not be answered. Making a wise decision is needed for now. The more we shout the more we feel the pain. Discrimination. Lucky us, we are living in this harmonious democratic country. Look at our neighbors, Burma, Indonesia, and Pakistan etc. Fighting, killing and cleansing are their routine. Understand what you are fighting for. Freedom for us? Or freedom for so-called leaders in ISA. Fight for “No ISA” don’t fight for an individuals intention or objective.

We have the most powerful weapon in our hands in this country. BALLOT BOX. You want to show makkal shakti*? Show it on the 8th March. Don’t create chaos; riot or rallies that cause more and more trouble for our people in Malaysia. And for gods sake please do not get the children’s involved in this. That is plain stupidity.

As I always am, I’m very neutral on this matter. I’m no pro-government or anti government at the same time I have nothing to do with HINDRAF or Makkal Sakthi*.

Last but not least, I’m a Malaysian who wants justice and fair treatment for everyone in this country despite the races.

I will look before I croxx, will you?

*Makkal Sakthi is the slogan/tagline created by Hindraf and their followers in Malaysia

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Looking for talents.

We are currently on the search fortalents for production purpose.

If youhave any of these listed talents below,then you are the ONE!

- Acting

- Hosting

- Modelling

- Scriptwriting

- Editing

- Sound

- Locations Manager

- Grip/Sound

- Lighting

Or, if you feel that you can getyourself involved in productions suchas filmmaking, short movies, musicvideo, commercials, etc then feel freedo mail us your details.

Do include your brief description,photo and contact number. You dont have to send in your 7 or 10 pages resume,we wont read (hahahahahah).

Brief description perhaps in 2-3 pages, on experience. Anythingwill do as long as it describes onwhat you do, done or doing..Got it?!

Arkay Productions.

Look before you croxx!

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St.Peter. "Before you settle in, it seemsthere is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me in," says the man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the YangBerhormat
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,down,down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle ofa green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it' s time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud,playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity." The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, Iwould never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was hereand there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election......

Today you voted."


*sent via source. hhahaha

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Tips for examination!

Why no one forwarded this to me when I was in school or college??

Have you ever cheated in your exam? How do you do it ? Ever get caught ?

Well, the conventional way of cheating is over! Let's look at the latest way !

1. Type out your notes in the computer:

2. Make sure to resize the font size 6:

3. Print out the notes with your own printer:

4. Make copy of the note using "toner based" photo copier:

5. Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg:Scotch Tape) on the copied notes:

6. Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhessive tape:

7. Soak the strips in cold water:

8. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully:

9. You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes:

10. Dry the adhesive tape so that it will become sticky again.

11. If you are so lucky to have a clueless teacher, you may just bring the adhessive notes into the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet

12. Altervatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall:

13. Or you may also stick it on your drink:

Disclaimer: If you get caught or expelled for trying out the method above, im NOT responsible. Its your f****ng problem. Use your brains not your A$$. Thank you.