Bye Bye 2007

Bye bye 2007, I know its a bit too late to say this but still not that far away though. Before I could start, HAPPY NEW YEAR to everyone. Hope 2008 will bring loads of luck to you all. I know its not that typical of me to greet for new year(all my frens who got my 2007 new year sms will know. hehe) Yeah so 2007 just passed by and so many events happened in my life. Im not bothered about whats happening outside, I bet there is so many bloggers out there who have summarised so much bout 2007 till it bleeds for some readers.

I started off 2007 as usual, CLUBBIN'.. what else.. dancing all the way and met lots of new people. Ventured into business and thank god its still moving on, no worries as I will make it to the FORBES list. Getting pay rise and proper job was a jackpot too. I did promised mum that I will get a house soon, ,voila got it. Lakeside Terrace yeah man thats what Im talking about.. KNow whats the best part of that house? There is lake at the back of my house so every morning when I wake up, Im gonna stand by my window and piss to the lake.. You gotta prob on dat? okay cmon you know im kiddin..

So, gotta house but havent got the key.. waiting. Then came April.. oh yeah i got the house around August. Back again .. April came and life turned into something that each one of us will experience. When people used to tell me that someone will change your life one fine day.. well I didnt believe in all dat shite, gosh it happened and damn yeah it happened for real. Ammu was someone that I didnt expect to happen in my life. If I were to start blogging about her, I aint gonna stop till i become a skeleton at my desk now. It's Ammu, you know right? Do I have to tell you ammu kutty?? krrrssscc (thats the sound she will make most of the time, heheheh)
After that had some ups and downs, cmon Im human too. Life cant be so heaven all the time right? But manage to come through all that crap. Externally, my friends got married so many of them, each wedding I will angpow them RM 50 minimum and there was about at least 15-20 weddings I attended the whole. So you do the math ok.

Now I cant stop blogging about ammu. She used to tell me that I changed her life and so on, so many fights and arguments we had gone through but till now never once we hated each other. For once I did something good, telling my parents. They were shocked too but this is life mummy, gotta move on. Nah they were happy in fact VERY HAPPY and of coursed SURPRISED. So why do you think Im giving my frens RM50 minimum angpow for their wedding? To get back larrrr what elsee!!! Investment what? Correct or not.

Then we had all the temple breakings and the event of the year was the HINDRAF and BERSIH rally. Caused a stir indeed, why not. How would you feel when you're shaken? Take action. Well as I have blogged on this, as for now I choose not to comment.
Ever experienced house burning? Well we did and that is for Tamil New Year. I was running out of my house with towel, damn. Cant forget dat. And that night...mmm thats where it all started.. Right ammu? :D hehehheh kkkrrrrsss

Now there is so many things that happened in 2007 that I really cant remember now, to write. The other was, when I was shitting in my office toilet when I wanted to write about 2007 and I had so much of ideas, damn now when I start I cant remember anything. Excuse me.. why are you laughing now? Because I shitted is it? Why you dont shit is it? Do you actually feel embarassed to say that you are going to shit or even fart. Thats nature man. My colleague Kenny so openly will say he is gonna shit and Im not ok with it. Have you come across some jackals who make a big ooh-aah when someone farts. I know its rude to fart loud but admit it if you fart and you are going to shit. Its nature, if you dont do all this wanna know what will happen?

Scientifically proven that when a human dont clear their stomach (which means shit - im just trying to be nice) it will create some sort of acid which can eat up your stomach wall and intestine which at the same time will create this acidic gas, I dont know what the hell is the name is for that gas but Im dead sure it can kill you. Surprised how I know all this? Well I had this Irrital Bowel something problem, so I met the doctor and he explained to me. So the next time you wanna fart, JUST FART!! and admit its yours and make sure the jackals around you accept the fact that you farted. Its not that theirs smells like lavender where they can save it and use for aromatheraphy right. And if you wanna shit, tell nicely and go and shit.

Oh goshh, Raj can you like come back to your blog, from your desk you went all the way to toilet. Ok guys lemme see what else, ahh yeah, this is 50 years Malaysia merdeka and wear your unity band. If you dont have go and get one. Closing of 2007, Benazir Bhutto was assasinated. I really dont know what she did but I do know that she is an extremist. So rest in peace.

31st December - Went to Chilis Bangsar with Austin my Sex Guruji, my sister and ammu, ate nicely. And then had fight with three of them and put up my doggy dogg mask. (mein knows what it means - right mein) the fight continue with ammu. Sorry ammu. BUt now all ok

Finally we are here, 2008 and with grand opening where Malaysia's Health Minister became a porn star. Hhahahhah what a opening man. Anyway to all my friends who smsed me that day wishing new year, sorry I couldnt reply because my line was barred. Happy new year guys.

Happy new year 2008, and my new year resolutions is to get in touch with all my friends and keep contact with them. Yeah for real this time!


~Peace, make love not war~