Why this kudiveri di

As everyone have been caught with the #Kolaveri fever, I decided to make one on my own (lyrics only), this is purely imagination and does not reflect any living or dead drunkards. My version of Kolaveri is called as Why this kudiveri-di. Here it goes. All copyrights are reserved to me alone, so don't steal however you can repost directing a link to my blog (credited)

yo boys, i am sing song
glass song, drink song
why this kudiveri kudiveri di x2
rhythm correct.. maintain please
distance leh bar-eh bar-eh
bar-eh iniki close-eh
tanni adicha tight-uh tight-uh
kalle color-ru white-uh,
matthe beer-ru white-uh white-uh
stout color-ru black-ku

why this kudiveri kudiveri di x2

after drinking dont find girl-uh
again, stout color-ru black-uh
ice-uh ice-uh mix-xe panne
light ah podu, eyes dark-ku

why this kudiveri kudiveri di x2

mama cup eduthuko apediye snacks eduthuko,
paapaaa paappaan pappaa...
seriya uthe...

super mama, ready
ready one two three cheers-su

now alcohol change, liquor please...

kaileh glass-su ... eh only english
hand-leh glass-su, glass-leh grants-se
ice-uh fulla habis-se
empty glass-uh, aunty come-uh
pour carlsberg beer-ru
kow-we kow-we semme kow-we
coke-ku mix pannati kow-we
love-uh love-uh we love kalle
fresh-ah i want it here now-wu

3 for 10 brickfields got-tu
sooo happy now-wu
this-se song for kudikara boy-su
you dont-te have-eh choice-uh

ohh..why this kudiveri kudiveri di {repeat till end}

drunk song