Wait I don't quite get it. Ilayathalapthy Vijay acted in 59 movies in the span of 23 years of acting. Within these years, he has won 25 awards out of nomination of 33, all being for favourite actor (chosen by public) and best actor. This including 3 state awards, which means in average 90% of his movies are either nominated or won.
Additionally he has won best male playback singer. But people still hate him.
Most of his movies were blockbuster hit, biggest opening, 100 days movies, biggest sales etc such as Thullatha Manamum Thullum, Nilave Va, Friends, Gilli, Pokkiri, Katthi, Thuppaki to name a few. But people still hate him.
Apart from acting, singing for 30 songs in his career span, dancing, great humor sense, down to earth, Vijay has his own charity organization called Vijay Makkal Iyakam which silently have been donating and performing various philanthropic activities. But people still hate him.
During downfall period, of course he did some ridiculously disastrous movies such as Thirupachi, Sura, Villu, Azhagiya Tamizh Magan, Kuruvi etc. He rose back from ashes with Vettaikaran which became box office hit and highest grosser of 2009 with 70crores collection. Producer happy, director happy. But people still hate him.
After many dissatisfaction and complains, he tried and still trying different genres such as Kavalan, Nanban and recently being Puli (a fantasy film), but people still hate him.
I don't quite it, literally.
#ilayathalapathy #vijay #puli
Rujjcoomarh
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Friday, September 25, 2015
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Bayangkanlah…
Bayangkanlah…
Apa yang terpaksa dilalui rakyat
Disebabkan perbuatan tidak bertanggungjawab …
Disebabkan perlakuan yang kurang beradab..
Disebabkan perbuatan tidak bertanggungjawab …
Disebabkan perlakuan yang kurang beradab..
Bayangkanlah..
Walaupun Negara menuju kemakmuran dan keutuhan berbilang kaum
Malang ada yang masih membangkitkan unsur perkauman dan rasis
Apakah tidak kita merenungi, kepahitan, keperitan dan keseksaan pejuang kita
Yang bertungkus lumus untuk kemerdekaan, supaya rakyat boleh hidup tenteram
Apakah tidak kita bertanggungjawab untuk meletakkan Malaysia di mata dunia
Sepertimana semangat perpaudan kita disanjungi, disegani dan dicontohi oleh Negara asing..
Bayangkanlah..
Apa yang boleh kita capai dengan kerjasama antara kaum..
Tiada kemelesetan, tiada perbalahan, tiada kemerosotan
Adakah mustahil untuk menjejakkan kaki di puncak dunia atau di luar angkasa, tidak sama sekali
Tiada kemelesetan, tiada perbalahan, tiada kemerosotan
Adakah mustahil untuk menjejakkan kaki di puncak dunia atau di luar angkasa, tidak sama sekali
Biarkanlah..
Mereka yang berkerumun untuk melaung penghinaan bangsa yang lain,
Menegakkan sepanduk rasis bukan sepanduk hormat…
Bah kata pepatah, nila setitik rosak susu sebelanga..
Bah kata pepatah, nila setitik rosak susu sebelanga..
Terima kasih kepada rakan-rakan saya yang lain bangsa dari zaman persekolahan sehingga dewasa, yang tidak kurang adab dan kehormatan, masih berbudi pekerti.. sekilan teringat saya bila kami mengagihkan makanan dan makan bersama, menjemput ke-rumah di hari perayaan, menghormati kepercayaan dan agama.
Syukurlah kebanyakan mereka masih sama, tiada perbalahan kaum, persindiran agama dan mengecilkan perasaan. Terima kasih kerana masih utuh dan akrab persahabatan kita.
Hari Malaysia bukan untuk sehari malah untuk selamanya.
Bayangkanlah....
Terima Kasih & Salam #1Malaysia.
Rujjcoomarh.
Rujjcoomarh.
Monday, September 14, 2015
Kids at eateries
Earlier I saw one of my posted on his Facebook saying some complain when kids are given the privilege of using an smartphone or tab at restaurants and at the same time complain if the kids are running around or noisy. Coincidentally I was actually having a real conversation with my good friend on this. He was sharing his experience that he had over the weekend, whereby he took his girl for a nice dinner at a very nice restaurant, ended up with kids running around, noisy, breaking plates and their parents being totally ignorant.
This actually made me to think of how my 4 year old acts when we take him out for dinner or sometimes lunch at any given restaurant. I am sharing with you some tips or rather say what I do to ensure my son doesn’t end up running around and my wife and I being cursed for not raising my son with discipline. Knowing my son, who is extremely hyperactive and always restless, I came out with some ideas which can keep him in one place.
The main reason for kids being naughty, noisy or restless at restaurants is their parents. We can’t compare how kids are raised those days; I’m sure you know it takes lots of guts to be naughty and be always prepared to face the consequences of our actions. Before I start, keep these 2 mantras in mind.
1. Kids are extremely creative and alert. They can make friend with any other kid, they create imaginary characters, and they recall their favorite hero’s actions or be one. They even can a sword out of chopsticks. Mine makes a drumstick.
2. Remember you are the parent; take control of the situation calmly.
Assuming we are at a western restaurant, how my wife and I do this?
1. Bring some toys which don’t make too much noise, bumps or jumps around, shooters and bubbles. Take along stuffs like mini Lego blocks, PlayDoh, few plastic cooking utensils toys
2. Play along with them, ask them to cook an egg for you, use the place mat on the table for them to create PlayDoh figurines.
3. Walk them to wash their hands and make them to use the soap and towels. Tell them why you need to throw them in rubbish.
Start with the food.
4. If they dislike mash potatoes (like my 4 year old) get some cut fruits, Fries. My son loves vegetables, so we give him the broccoli, grilled tomatoes, blanched carrots etc.
5. Give them separate plate, place small amount of food on their plate. Don’t let them play with the food. Tell them some stories, some even play videos on their smartphone or tab. If that helps then why not.
Food finished and you're not done
6. I will tell him “I’m gonna do a magic you want to see?” He gets excited. I do some silly so-called magic tricks which make think I’m Houdini. I just grab a coin and tell him that I will make it disappear. I clench my fist and swing around, open my palm shows him, and voila the coin vanishes. He gets excited. (of course I dropped it between my lap or on the floor without him knowing)
7. Even then go on YouTube check some videos on how to do simple party tricks for kids, how to make origami out of serviettes
8. Carry him or walk him around the restaurant. Show him the bar, show him how the bar tender mixes the drinks, how does he makes a juice. Make him talk to the waiter or say hello to them. Make him order plain water or some juice himself.
9. Get a piece of paper of pen and make him draw circles; tell him you will make it to types of faces. Show him something like a fork or spook, a sauce bottle and make him draw that.
10. If all fails, then you’re left with no choice. Give them the smartphones or tab. Remember at least you are taking an effort to keep them quiet without disturbing other patrons of the restaurant.
I’m not saying this will work all the time, but it worked for us mostly. Of course they are some bad days and we had to deal with it. Every actions and attitude of a kid starts from home.
If he doesn’t sit on a baby chair, that’s because you didn’t train him to do so. If he plays with his food and mess up the table or sometimes the floor, that’s because you did not tell him it’s wrong to play with his food. Get a baby chair from IKEA; make them sit on it during dinner back home. Believe me they will sit quietly at the restaurant.
Thank you and happy parenting.
Rujjcoomarh
This actually made me to think of how my 4 year old acts when we take him out for dinner or sometimes lunch at any given restaurant. I am sharing with you some tips or rather say what I do to ensure my son doesn’t end up running around and my wife and I being cursed for not raising my son with discipline. Knowing my son, who is extremely hyperactive and always restless, I came out with some ideas which can keep him in one place.
The main reason for kids being naughty, noisy or restless at restaurants is their parents. We can’t compare how kids are raised those days; I’m sure you know it takes lots of guts to be naughty and be always prepared to face the consequences of our actions. Before I start, keep these 2 mantras in mind.
1. Kids are extremely creative and alert. They can make friend with any other kid, they create imaginary characters, and they recall their favorite hero’s actions or be one. They even can a sword out of chopsticks. Mine makes a drumstick.
2. Remember you are the parent; take control of the situation calmly.
Assuming we are at a western restaurant, how my wife and I do this?
1. Bring some toys which don’t make too much noise, bumps or jumps around, shooters and bubbles. Take along stuffs like mini Lego blocks, PlayDoh, few plastic cooking utensils toys
2. Play along with them, ask them to cook an egg for you, use the place mat on the table for them to create PlayDoh figurines.
3. Walk them to wash their hands and make them to use the soap and towels. Tell them why you need to throw them in rubbish.
Start with the food.
4. If they dislike mash potatoes (like my 4 year old) get some cut fruits, Fries. My son loves vegetables, so we give him the broccoli, grilled tomatoes, blanched carrots etc.
5. Give them separate plate, place small amount of food on their plate. Don’t let them play with the food. Tell them some stories, some even play videos on their smartphone or tab. If that helps then why not.
Food finished and you're not done
6. I will tell him “I’m gonna do a magic you want to see?” He gets excited. I do some silly so-called magic tricks which make think I’m Houdini. I just grab a coin and tell him that I will make it disappear. I clench my fist and swing around, open my palm shows him, and voila the coin vanishes. He gets excited. (of course I dropped it between my lap or on the floor without him knowing)
7. Even then go on YouTube check some videos on how to do simple party tricks for kids, how to make origami out of serviettes
8. Carry him or walk him around the restaurant. Show him the bar, show him how the bar tender mixes the drinks, how does he makes a juice. Make him talk to the waiter or say hello to them. Make him order plain water or some juice himself.
9. Get a piece of paper of pen and make him draw circles; tell him you will make it to types of faces. Show him something like a fork or spook, a sauce bottle and make him draw that.
10. If all fails, then you’re left with no choice. Give them the smartphones or tab. Remember at least you are taking an effort to keep them quiet without disturbing other patrons of the restaurant.
I’m not saying this will work all the time, but it worked for us mostly. Of course they are some bad days and we had to deal with it. Every actions and attitude of a kid starts from home.
If he doesn’t sit on a baby chair, that’s because you didn’t train him to do so. If he plays with his food and mess up the table or sometimes the floor, that’s because you did not tell him it’s wrong to play with his food. Get a baby chair from IKEA; make them sit on it during dinner back home. Believe me they will sit quietly at the restaurant.
Thank you and happy parenting.
Rujjcoomarh
Thursday, November 6, 2014
Copied or Inspired
Everything is inspired from something else. From automobile to complex design, softwares to operating systems and movies are not spared as well.
Recently there were many videos released saying that Kaththi was copied from this movie, that fight scene was from another movie, the song was copied, this was ripped & that was taken. I may agree with that partially, but I do have a question.
If the some scene's in Kaththi (that includes the teaser as well) claimed to be copied, then the same would agree if I say Velu Naicker was 'copied' from Vito Corleone and that inclusive of the hairdo up to the jawbone. The same would also agree if I were to say Jigarthanda was inspired Dirty Carnival with a tweaked second half, of course some scenes from movies like Hitchcock (Siddarth standing outside the theatre hall and counts). Also I dont know if some realise before Life of Pi, there was Duma. The difference was Duma was South Africa with journey on a land whereas Pi was travelling with a tiger on a boat. Both for the same reason.
The list goes on.
So no matter what, some way some how movies will have impacts from current happenings, from another life experience and some times stories. Its end of the day the story telling that matters. That is why, the disclaimer will always be there (though most of us dont actually read it) which says "This is a work of fiction. Events, characters and firms depicted in this movie etc etc..."
Despite all that, I am very sure some will still go on hating not only Vijai but also other movies, finding faults and failed to get entertained. To Vijai haters especially, thank you for your concerns and feedback, now I will go on being his fan and keep watching his blockbusters.
Valgha Valamudan.
Ilayathalapathy Fan.
#vijai #kaththi #tamilcinema #rantings #ilayathalapathy
Recently there were many videos released saying that Kaththi was copied from this movie, that fight scene was from another movie, the song was copied, this was ripped & that was taken. I may agree with that partially, but I do have a question.
If the some scene's in Kaththi (that includes the teaser as well) claimed to be copied, then the same would agree if I say Velu Naicker was 'copied' from Vito Corleone and that inclusive of the hairdo up to the jawbone. The same would also agree if I were to say Jigarthanda was inspired Dirty Carnival with a tweaked second half, of course some scenes from movies like Hitchcock (Siddarth standing outside the theatre hall and counts). Also I dont know if some realise before Life of Pi, there was Duma. The difference was Duma was South Africa with journey on a land whereas Pi was travelling with a tiger on a boat. Both for the same reason.
The list goes on.
So no matter what, some way some how movies will have impacts from current happenings, from another life experience and some times stories. Its end of the day the story telling that matters. That is why, the disclaimer will always be there (though most of us dont actually read it) which says "This is a work of fiction. Events, characters and firms depicted in this movie etc etc..."
Despite all that, I am very sure some will still go on hating not only Vijai but also other movies, finding faults and failed to get entertained. To Vijai haters especially, thank you for your concerns and feedback, now I will go on being his fan and keep watching his blockbusters.
Valgha Valamudan.
Ilayathalapathy Fan.
#vijai #kaththi #tamilcinema #rantings #ilayathalapathy
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Memories Throwback
I just thought. I want to share something from my past, from my schooling days. I shall put it in as top five list.
Top 10 songs on my playlist..
1. Show me the meaning of being lonely - BSB
2. Because of you - 98 Degrees
3. Hit Em Up - Tupac Shakur
4. Miss you like crazy - Moffatts
5. California Love - Tupac Shakur
6. Bring Da Ruckus - Wu Thang Clan
7. Get Up Stand Up - Bob Marley
8. Stranger in Moscow - Michael Jackson
9. Just the two of us - Will Smith
10. Ready or not - The Fugees
1. Show me the meaning of being lonely - BSB
2. Because of you - 98 Degrees
3. Hit Em Up - Tupac Shakur
4. Miss you like crazy - Moffatts
5. California Love - Tupac Shakur
6. Bring Da Ruckus - Wu Thang Clan
7. Get Up Stand Up - Bob Marley
8. Stranger in Moscow - Michael Jackson
9. Just the two of us - Will Smith
10. Ready or not - The Fugees
Top 5 hangout spot in KL
1. Central Market (CM)
2. Bangsar Sports Complex (swimming)
3. Reserve Forest behind my school (Jalan Travers)
4. Kota Raya
5. Sungei Wang
1. Central Market (CM)
2. Bangsar Sports Complex (swimming)
3. Reserve Forest behind my school (Jalan Travers)
4. Kota Raya
5. Sungei Wang
Top 5 apparels/outfit/men's wear
1. Pagoda
2. Penguin
3. Cantona 7
4. Alien Workshop.
5. SiangMalam
1. Pagoda
2. Penguin
3. Cantona 7
4. Alien Workshop.
5. SiangMalam
Top 5 subjects
1. Add Maths
2. Modern Maths
3. Moral
4. POL
5. PJK
1. Add Maths
2. Modern Maths
3. Moral
4. POL
5. PJK
Top 5 famous words (this may vary upon location and school)
1. Bohsia/Bohjan
2.Otai
3. Tutup Mata
4. Stelek
5. Keling
1. Bohsia/Bohjan
2.Otai
3. Tutup Mata
4. Stelek
5. Keling
Top 3 names I hated the most
1. Anas
2. Karuthu
3. David Tata Pula
1. Anas
2. Karuthu
3. David Tata Pula
Top 5 best friends from my childhood.. until today. Some may not know each other.
1. Vignesh Nowuram
2. Austin Powerz
3. Stephen Devraj Martell
4. Lingam
5. Viji
1. Vignesh Nowuram
2. Austin Powerz
3. Stephen Devraj Martell
4. Lingam
5. Viji
These are some that I can recall now, maybe another day another time I would love to share more.
Thank you for your patience.
Rujjcoomarh
Rujjcoomarh
Friday, December 5, 2008
An Indian Wedding
Lately I have been attending plenty of Indian weddings. According to the Indian calendar, November and December seems to be very auspicious for weddings, so that indirectly drained out half of my salary for buying gifts and putting ‘moiyee’ for my friends who got married. But that’s okay cuz at the end of the day I know these are all investments. Heheheh hope to get those back when I get married one day.
Before I move on, I would like to make myself clear, this is not a religious, political or caste related post. So please don’t be a pain in my balls and start your hullabaloo here. This is just an observation and it’s totally about what’s in my head. Okay so enough of sucking, and just click the forward button.
If you realize at one point of time, you will have all types of invitation cards at your coffee table and you will be having a tough time to choose which wedding to attend and how much to give them. Well that happened to me recently where half of my friends and relatives got married at the same time. Some of them on the same day where I have to freaking wake up so early on a Sunday morning to attend a wedding and then rush to another wedding and get back home. With no rest rushed to another wedding dinner in the evening. Ok this is how it will be when it comes to an Indian wedding.
Everyone will be rushing to bathe and the ladies will always go first. Meantime the male species will be ironing their jippa’s and shirts but of course if their maid is in the house, she will be doing all this. Once done, everyone will be searching for their gold chain, gold ring, bracelet and all the assets in the form of gold. Remember it’s a prestige issue if you don’t cover yourself with gold when you are attending a wedding.
Now you are there at the hall. When you are walking in you will have all the small kids sprinkling on you the fragrant water, some kids are so small that you have to bend down to get sprinkled. That is the reason why I don’t get sprinkled, as I will just smile at the kids and walk in. The moment you walk into the hall first thing you will see is the bride or the grooms relative whom you don’t know who, they will greet you and welcome you in. Followed by that you will see a big vinayagar (hindu elephant god) statue at the entrance decorated with flowers, lights and oil lamp. Some comes with rangoli kolam or water fountain. Now you are in, the first thing that you would want to do is find a place to sit either at the most left or the most right side of the wedding hall. Why? I will tell you why later.
On the stage, there are some rules to follow. The parents and relatives of the bride will have to stand only at her side and the same theory applies for the groom as well. Is this some kind of rule? I don’t know J. Both sides will be acting like strangers and looking at each other like never seen each other before. Actually internally they will be thinking, “I think my necklace is bigger than hers”. Then, seated on the floor, you will see the aiyer and his assistant. By the way, aiyer means the Hindu priest who conducts wedding and rituals. Now you will see the aiyer chanting some mantra’s where no one will understand especially for someone like me. Mark my words; since all the mantras are chanted in Sanskrit, 99% of the crowd will never understand what’s happening. So, lets say the aiyer is saying “thisisafukedepwedingwichihavetocunductonsundemorn” it may sound like a mantra to us, or at least me. Hahahahah .. ok coming back…
After a while you will see a row of small kids walking into the hall with oil lamp in their hands, walking very slowly. They are known as the Light Girls, of course there will be at least 3 boys stuck in that group. At times this may look scary because you will think that the kid might just fall off and burn the whole deco or some aunties saree. But, thanks to a 15-16 year old kid who will always be there to guide and monitor the kids. Slowly you will see either the bride or the groom walking depends on the timing and ritual that is going on the stage now. Lets say it’s the bride, I bet you will have so much mercy for her. Common mistake alert! In every wedding the flower garland will be so big and heavy that the bride have to slant her body forward. Why people why? She is not someone who has been carrying weight or dumbbells. The garland will be easily around 2 kilos adding to that you will have all the jewels in this world weighing another 2 kilos adding to that the saree will be another 2 kilo. So theoretically a bride will be carrying around 6 kilos of weight during her wedding. Now I know why most of the time, after an Indian wedding the couples will not celebrate their first night. Slowly the bride will walk to the stage and during this process everyone will be looking at the bride. Some will be blessing her, some will be cursing as she maybe one of the grooms ex-girlfriends or any of the auntie’s where the bride was suppose to be her daughter. Once in a while you will have the ex-boyfriends seated there and looking at the bride. You know guys, very rare an Indian ex-boyfriend will attend his ex-gf’s wedding.
Now she is on stage, seated next to the groom. “Cut to the floor”. No one will actually concentrate or even watch at what’s happening on the stage. How to, when the videographers light will be shining towards you and all you can see is the glare. I have experienced where the videographer will bring his video camera towards your face and you have to pretend like he is not there. Have you ever tried smiling or making funny face at the camera? Nope. In fact no one will. I remember one wedding where my friends and myself actually greeted my groom-friend for his wedding in front of the camera, “macha, getting married ha? Gone lah you!! Hahahaha” I think we should do that when we attend a wedding. C’mon that is the reason why they have videographer’s right. Then there are still photographers. Do you know that photographers and videographers cannot get along well in some weddings? Each will be flashing their lights at everyone and we have to suffer. Uncle, the blardy video light so freaking hot larr..i'm sweating.
From time to time you will see someone will be wiping the sweat out of the grooms forehead, thanks to the cameraman. I have to stress this part, I have no idea why the cameraman will be standing on the stage most of the time and taking pictures. They don’t take the photos of the crowd and they sometimes block the damn view. Hellooooo…can you like stand at the side please.. I can’t see the bride’s necklace. Ok moving on, all of a sudden you will see one uncle or aunty whom you know or even you friend for instance. They will smile and walk to you, shake you hand and ask the golden question. “Are you the bride side or groom side?” Or sometimes-even better, ”came for wedding ah?” I will be like what?? Is there another event happening here or what? Of course you can’t say anything so you will either answer that silly question or smile. After asking how are you and your parents, blah blah this this that that, both you and the other person will be looking at each other or looking around. Out of idea what to talk. After turning here and there, you will say “ok uncle, see you around later” which of course I wont be fuccin bothered to see him again. Ultimately you wont see him again. Now it’s the time where everyone is waiting for. Tying the holy string, Thali.
All of a sudden the whole hall will be noisy, with the sound of the musicians and the aiyer shouting kettimelam kettimelam. This is the part where I always feel shitty about. Blardy cameramen will be standing in front of the couples and blocking everyone’s view from the floor. Fck dude! We are here so long waiting and you just block our view?? Some are considerate by standing at the sides; but still their cameras will be flying all around. The videoman will be using all his filming skills and shooting from angle to angle, left right up down. And then, Oh gosh there it is the sound. THE SOUND!! Sound of the chairs being pushed and everyone standing up. The moment they know that the thali have been tied everyone will be rushing to get their food. This sight is common in all weddings. Provided that the food is served at the side of the hall. Now you know why you must find a place at the side of the hall. If not you will have to wait in that long freaking queue.
This is the time where you get the chance to see or hear some auntie’s gossiping and comparing each other’s gold and saree’s. If you watch closely, you will see the aunties talking to each other but their eyes will be looking at each other’s saree design or necklace design. If you are lucky, you might get the chance to see the auntie’s hot daughter in saree. Guys please don’t fall for this unless you really know that girl. Now you will see these girls young and hot with saree’s, if free drop by Bangsar during the weekend. You will see the same girl, with tetek-baring top, drunk and having orgy with her college mate’s in Absolute or Lockup. So guys don’t fall for it, listen to the Guru.
In the food row, nothing special actually. An Indian wedding is incomplete if there is no mutton, chicken sambal, ghee rice and mix vege. Mix vege is a must!! There are some rules before taking the rice. Take one plate for you and pass the other plates to the person at the back of you despite the fact the person have to wait longer holding the plates, and sometimes one old aunty or uncle will give that fucced up smile and cut the line. Hey!! So people don’t pass the plates, I know how to take it. Now you are the rice section, take as much as you want, next the mutton; take that, and the chicken sambal. Don’t miss that followed by mix vege, sweet and sour fish etc etc. Now you will see the plate is so full that you can even hide TajMahal in it.
Finished eating, only now you walk up to the stage to give the moiyee or your gift. Of course you have to queue up. Now once you have given the gift, stand in a group for a photo. Done? No don’t move. Pose in front of the video camera. Can I ask? How the hell to pose if front of the video camera? All you can do is cover macho and just look at the camera to finish panning from left to right. Done, move on towards the exit of the hall.
On the way say goodbye to the same person million times and collect some laddoos and sweets along the way.
So now we have a complete Indian wedding. My follow up post will be on Indian wedding dinner/reception.
Rujjcoomarh.
Before I move on, I would like to make myself clear, this is not a religious, political or caste related post. So please don’t be a pain in my balls and start your hullabaloo here. This is just an observation and it’s totally about what’s in my head. Okay so enough of sucking, and just click the forward button.
If you realize at one point of time, you will have all types of invitation cards at your coffee table and you will be having a tough time to choose which wedding to attend and how much to give them. Well that happened to me recently where half of my friends and relatives got married at the same time. Some of them on the same day where I have to freaking wake up so early on a Sunday morning to attend a wedding and then rush to another wedding and get back home. With no rest rushed to another wedding dinner in the evening. Ok this is how it will be when it comes to an Indian wedding.
Everyone will be rushing to bathe and the ladies will always go first. Meantime the male species will be ironing their jippa’s and shirts but of course if their maid is in the house, she will be doing all this. Once done, everyone will be searching for their gold chain, gold ring, bracelet and all the assets in the form of gold. Remember it’s a prestige issue if you don’t cover yourself with gold when you are attending a wedding.
Now you are there at the hall. When you are walking in you will have all the small kids sprinkling on you the fragrant water, some kids are so small that you have to bend down to get sprinkled. That is the reason why I don’t get sprinkled, as I will just smile at the kids and walk in. The moment you walk into the hall first thing you will see is the bride or the grooms relative whom you don’t know who, they will greet you and welcome you in. Followed by that you will see a big vinayagar (hindu elephant god) statue at the entrance decorated with flowers, lights and oil lamp. Some comes with rangoli kolam or water fountain. Now you are in, the first thing that you would want to do is find a place to sit either at the most left or the most right side of the wedding hall. Why? I will tell you why later.
On the stage, there are some rules to follow. The parents and relatives of the bride will have to stand only at her side and the same theory applies for the groom as well. Is this some kind of rule? I don’t know J. Both sides will be acting like strangers and looking at each other like never seen each other before. Actually internally they will be thinking, “I think my necklace is bigger than hers”. Then, seated on the floor, you will see the aiyer and his assistant. By the way, aiyer means the Hindu priest who conducts wedding and rituals. Now you will see the aiyer chanting some mantra’s where no one will understand especially for someone like me. Mark my words; since all the mantras are chanted in Sanskrit, 99% of the crowd will never understand what’s happening. So, lets say the aiyer is saying “thisisafukedepwedingwichihavetocunductonsundemorn” it may sound like a mantra to us, or at least me. Hahahahah .. ok coming back…
After a while you will see a row of small kids walking into the hall with oil lamp in their hands, walking very slowly. They are known as the Light Girls, of course there will be at least 3 boys stuck in that group. At times this may look scary because you will think that the kid might just fall off and burn the whole deco or some aunties saree. But, thanks to a 15-16 year old kid who will always be there to guide and monitor the kids. Slowly you will see either the bride or the groom walking depends on the timing and ritual that is going on the stage now. Lets say it’s the bride, I bet you will have so much mercy for her. Common mistake alert! In every wedding the flower garland will be so big and heavy that the bride have to slant her body forward. Why people why? She is not someone who has been carrying weight or dumbbells. The garland will be easily around 2 kilos adding to that you will have all the jewels in this world weighing another 2 kilos adding to that the saree will be another 2 kilo. So theoretically a bride will be carrying around 6 kilos of weight during her wedding. Now I know why most of the time, after an Indian wedding the couples will not celebrate their first night. Slowly the bride will walk to the stage and during this process everyone will be looking at the bride. Some will be blessing her, some will be cursing as she maybe one of the grooms ex-girlfriends or any of the auntie’s where the bride was suppose to be her daughter. Once in a while you will have the ex-boyfriends seated there and looking at the bride. You know guys, very rare an Indian ex-boyfriend will attend his ex-gf’s wedding.
Now she is on stage, seated next to the groom. “Cut to the floor”. No one will actually concentrate or even watch at what’s happening on the stage. How to, when the videographers light will be shining towards you and all you can see is the glare. I have experienced where the videographer will bring his video camera towards your face and you have to pretend like he is not there. Have you ever tried smiling or making funny face at the camera? Nope. In fact no one will. I remember one wedding where my friends and myself actually greeted my groom-friend for his wedding in front of the camera, “macha, getting married ha? Gone lah you!! Hahahaha” I think we should do that when we attend a wedding. C’mon that is the reason why they have videographer’s right. Then there are still photographers. Do you know that photographers and videographers cannot get along well in some weddings? Each will be flashing their lights at everyone and we have to suffer. Uncle, the blardy video light so freaking hot larr..i'm sweating.
From time to time you will see someone will be wiping the sweat out of the grooms forehead, thanks to the cameraman. I have to stress this part, I have no idea why the cameraman will be standing on the stage most of the time and taking pictures. They don’t take the photos of the crowd and they sometimes block the damn view. Hellooooo…can you like stand at the side please.. I can’t see the bride’s necklace. Ok moving on, all of a sudden you will see one uncle or aunty whom you know or even you friend for instance. They will smile and walk to you, shake you hand and ask the golden question. “Are you the bride side or groom side?” Or sometimes-even better, ”came for wedding ah?” I will be like what?? Is there another event happening here or what? Of course you can’t say anything so you will either answer that silly question or smile. After asking how are you and your parents, blah blah this this that that, both you and the other person will be looking at each other or looking around. Out of idea what to talk. After turning here and there, you will say “ok uncle, see you around later” which of course I wont be fuccin bothered to see him again. Ultimately you wont see him again. Now it’s the time where everyone is waiting for. Tying the holy string, Thali.
All of a sudden the whole hall will be noisy, with the sound of the musicians and the aiyer shouting kettimelam kettimelam. This is the part where I always feel shitty about. Blardy cameramen will be standing in front of the couples and blocking everyone’s view from the floor. Fck dude! We are here so long waiting and you just block our view?? Some are considerate by standing at the sides; but still their cameras will be flying all around. The videoman will be using all his filming skills and shooting from angle to angle, left right up down. And then, Oh gosh there it is the sound. THE SOUND!! Sound of the chairs being pushed and everyone standing up. The moment they know that the thali have been tied everyone will be rushing to get their food. This sight is common in all weddings. Provided that the food is served at the side of the hall. Now you know why you must find a place at the side of the hall. If not you will have to wait in that long freaking queue.
This is the time where you get the chance to see or hear some auntie’s gossiping and comparing each other’s gold and saree’s. If you watch closely, you will see the aunties talking to each other but their eyes will be looking at each other’s saree design or necklace design. If you are lucky, you might get the chance to see the auntie’s hot daughter in saree. Guys please don’t fall for this unless you really know that girl. Now you will see these girls young and hot with saree’s, if free drop by Bangsar during the weekend. You will see the same girl, with tetek-baring top, drunk and having orgy with her college mate’s in Absolute or Lockup. So guys don’t fall for it, listen to the Guru.
In the food row, nothing special actually. An Indian wedding is incomplete if there is no mutton, chicken sambal, ghee rice and mix vege. Mix vege is a must!! There are some rules before taking the rice. Take one plate for you and pass the other plates to the person at the back of you despite the fact the person have to wait longer holding the plates, and sometimes one old aunty or uncle will give that fucced up smile and cut the line. Hey!! So people don’t pass the plates, I know how to take it. Now you are the rice section, take as much as you want, next the mutton; take that, and the chicken sambal. Don’t miss that followed by mix vege, sweet and sour fish etc etc. Now you will see the plate is so full that you can even hide TajMahal in it.
Finished eating, only now you walk up to the stage to give the moiyee or your gift. Of course you have to queue up. Now once you have given the gift, stand in a group for a photo. Done? No don’t move. Pose in front of the video camera. Can I ask? How the hell to pose if front of the video camera? All you can do is cover macho and just look at the camera to finish panning from left to right. Done, move on towards the exit of the hall.
On the way say goodbye to the same person million times and collect some laddoos and sweets along the way.
So now we have a complete Indian wedding. My follow up post will be on Indian wedding dinner/reception.
Rujjcoomarh.
Monday, December 1, 2008
Proud to be Keling
I know that I’m being a keling here. Wanna know why? Because I promised that I will blog frequently but after such a long break only now I manage to write again. So isn’t it called as Janji Keling. Did you guys realize that recently the word keling have became a major talk of the town as everyone is calling everyone keling.
What actually the word ‘keling’ means? There are many interpretations for the word keling. Some say according to Dewan Bahasa Pustaka, the word refers to Indian Muslim community who hails from India. Another interpretation would be the word is used to call Indians during the colonial stages etc. Even recently I read in one of my friends blog that the word keling is used to address ladies with kolusu. (Kolusu means the anklet, which is worn by Indian women) The sound from kolusu which is made from the anklet “kling..kling” is where the word keling originated from. Well as for me personally I don’t know what the hell is the actual meaning for KELING.
Im sure that you have read the headlines where one of the MP called another MP “keling”. I choose not to comment or address anything on political related issues because it’s just getting from bad to worse. Till the day Malaysian Politics becomes mature till then I will not write anything about it. (Hopefully) So coming back to the MP part. I have no idea why did he actually called another person keling. I know it feels nice to throw harsh remarks or comments towards another person whom you hate to the core.
Based on my personal experience, I think “keling” is cool word. Some Indians became so matured in their thinking where we are at a stage of taking it cool when it comes to the word keling. When someone calls us keling, we don’t get angry, well at least I don’t. Nah not at all.. I just laugh at the person who calls me keling. Sometimes my friends and me make fun with each other by calling us the kelings. For instance “dey keling, come let’s go for a drink” or even “Look at the time now. Blardy janji keling lar you f****ers!”
No matter countless times another person calls us keling or keling pariyah or what ever category of keling, we cant deny the fact of we are Indians and we are fuckin proud of it! Just by someone who is few thousand years younger than us callin Keling will not dampened our spirits. So lets be smart keling and not get angry or emotional about it. As for me, if they are referring to the fact where Indians/Hindus is equals to Keling. Well thank you, guess what we are the kelings who designed the geometrical and arithmetical techniques. The kelings who built architectures without the help of any technology or mass equipments. The same kelings who started living this earth about 5000 years ago (man-known years). Thank you for calling us keling, the same keling who actually being listed as one of the top billionaires in the world, predicted to be one of the superpower in the world. Thank you for those who referred us as kelings, as the kelings are the one who is getting hold of IT and the most advanced technology with just a snap of a finger and the keling list goes on..
I am not being racist at any point here, I’m just being proud to be keling, as how some calls us to be. Despite the numerous explanations have been given that Indians are not keling but some just fail to comprehend that. So let it be Indians = Keling. If that’s what makes you happy, then that’s what it is. Keling betul lar aku nie!
I have so much respect for my other religion friends and we even joke on calling names. My Chinese and Malay friends call me keling and I do call them back with terms referring to them. But it’s just mere fun and joy. End of the day we respect each other so much and we don’t give that two fucks about some immature individuals or politicians who call others keling.
Thank you.
What actually the word ‘keling’ means? There are many interpretations for the word keling. Some say according to Dewan Bahasa Pustaka, the word refers to Indian Muslim community who hails from India. Another interpretation would be the word is used to call Indians during the colonial stages etc. Even recently I read in one of my friends blog that the word keling is used to address ladies with kolusu. (Kolusu means the anklet, which is worn by Indian women) The sound from kolusu which is made from the anklet “kling..kling” is where the word keling originated from. Well as for me personally I don’t know what the hell is the actual meaning for KELING.
Im sure that you have read the headlines where one of the MP called another MP “keling”. I choose not to comment or address anything on political related issues because it’s just getting from bad to worse. Till the day Malaysian Politics becomes mature till then I will not write anything about it. (Hopefully) So coming back to the MP part. I have no idea why did he actually called another person keling. I know it feels nice to throw harsh remarks or comments towards another person whom you hate to the core.
Based on my personal experience, I think “keling” is cool word. Some Indians became so matured in their thinking where we are at a stage of taking it cool when it comes to the word keling. When someone calls us keling, we don’t get angry, well at least I don’t. Nah not at all.. I just laugh at the person who calls me keling. Sometimes my friends and me make fun with each other by calling us the kelings. For instance “dey keling, come let’s go for a drink” or even “Look at the time now. Blardy janji keling lar you f****ers!”
No matter countless times another person calls us keling or keling pariyah or what ever category of keling, we cant deny the fact of we are Indians and we are fuckin proud of it! Just by someone who is few thousand years younger than us callin Keling will not dampened our spirits. So lets be smart keling and not get angry or emotional about it. As for me, if they are referring to the fact where Indians/Hindus is equals to Keling. Well thank you, guess what we are the kelings who designed the geometrical and arithmetical techniques. The kelings who built architectures without the help of any technology or mass equipments. The same kelings who started living this earth about 5000 years ago (man-known years). Thank you for calling us keling, the same keling who actually being listed as one of the top billionaires in the world, predicted to be one of the superpower in the world. Thank you for those who referred us as kelings, as the kelings are the one who is getting hold of IT and the most advanced technology with just a snap of a finger and the keling list goes on..
I am not being racist at any point here, I’m just being proud to be keling, as how some calls us to be. Despite the numerous explanations have been given that Indians are not keling but some just fail to comprehend that. So let it be Indians = Keling. If that’s what makes you happy, then that’s what it is. Keling betul lar aku nie!
I have so much respect for my other religion friends and we even joke on calling names. My Chinese and Malay friends call me keling and I do call them back with terms referring to them. But it’s just mere fun and joy. End of the day we respect each other so much and we don’t give that two fucks about some immature individuals or politicians who call others keling.
Thank you.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Farkin Challenging & Data
Since the outsourcing, we have moved out from the main building to another extra(fuckin)ordinary building. The new seating is so perfect where it meets the World Organisation of Fuct-The-Staffs (WOFTS) standard. This new place is actually a meeting which was specially redesign to accomodate about 50 employees at one time and there is only 45 seats. The pictures below is taken during the first few weeks we moved in, so there is not much stuffs and rubbish on the tables and it looks more neat.
They are also planning to move the locker cabinets to the same area. Everyday we feel so fuccin delighted to come to work and sit at our desk to start the day. The place so well designed that no matter how far or how fast you walk, you will not get lost and everyone is within your fuccin reach!
We dont use the internal messenger anymore, because we are sitting so close that we just have to shout to the person and he or she can reply within seconds. So this can avoid situations where some btches wont reply your messages. The walls are filled with artisticly designed plain white paint where you can imagine any images and it will immediately reflected on the wall. As part of meeting the Health, Safety and Environment guidelines we have been provided with a short chairs with ergo(NO)mical chairs which doesnt fit people like me especially. Not forgetting our workdesk which is so fuccin 'BIG' that we cant rest our hands comfortably. A big fuccin thanks to contributors!
The rooms have been filled with aromatherapy methods such as body odour, chowkit parfums, Fart Pte Ltd etc.
We are all so fuccin happy and joyfull with this new place even recently we voiced that we are so fuckin'happy'!
Concerns and thoughts have been squeezed and put together but of course to meet the WOFTS requirements, our proposals have been inserted through right ear and ejected through the ass.
Here are some of the testimonials from 'fuccin-happy' friends who share my joy of our new office:
happyme says: the place is like cybercafe lighting designed for test lab as the doors say.. its SLA n personal agenda over the staff
Bunny says: i find the place totally suck..there;s not much space for us to stretch our legs hence making our leg cramp..theres no privacy as well since the office looks more like a computer lab to me..n knowing that the place used to be a store room just makes it even worst. sigh!
Chebek says: we know lar the fukin talkin to someone on the phone, fukin dont inform the whole world!
Black says: Pantat! Chibai! Come and batin lah puki, chowhai!
Bro says: Bro, the blady smell... ohhh shitt like drainage man.. bitches bought the perfurm frm petaling street i think..
Merah Jambu says:
1. Im very unhappy with the new office. The main problem I face is the tables are too short. As the LCD monitors take up bulk of the space, there little left for the keyboard and mouse. With this limited balance space we are to place our hands and palms to work. Over hours of work this will cause alot of stress to the palms and wrist causing R.S.I. This is considered a violation of HSSE
2. The chairs cushion are all worn out and some are broken. Ive changed chairs 3 x since coming here and yet canot find a suitable one where the height can be adjusted to the tall new setup of the stupid cyber cafe setup
3. The fler talks too loud and is a major distraction. He purposely puts the phone on speaker when dialing as thou to let ppl know hez actually working...and for heavens sake, can he stop sigh-ing ! everytime he finishes talking to someone he will sigh as if one big masalah negara has been taken care of now
4. teklees are doing free OT by walking around and monitoring if analyst are surfing Net or chatting...dont remember *** or *** doing that during their days..
p/s: All the names have been edited due to privacy and security reasons. Certain data's have been changed to suit this blog.
Last but not least, here are some photos of how our place looks like.
ITS FUCcIN DATA !!
They are also planning to move the locker cabinets to the same area. Everyday we feel so fuccin delighted to come to work and sit at our desk to start the day. The place so well designed that no matter how far or how fast you walk, you will not get lost and everyone is within your fuccin reach!
We dont use the internal messenger anymore, because we are sitting so close that we just have to shout to the person and he or she can reply within seconds. So this can avoid situations where some btches wont reply your messages. The walls are filled with artisticly designed plain white paint where you can imagine any images and it will immediately reflected on the wall. As part of meeting the Health, Safety and Environment guidelines we have been provided with a short chairs with ergo(NO)mical chairs which doesnt fit people like me especially. Not forgetting our workdesk which is so fuccin 'BIG' that we cant rest our hands comfortably. A big fuccin thanks to contributors!
The rooms have been filled with aromatherapy methods such as body odour, chowkit parfums, Fart Pte Ltd etc.
We are all so fuccin happy and joyfull with this new place even recently we voiced that we are so fuckin'happy'!
Concerns and thoughts have been squeezed and put together but of course to meet the WOFTS requirements, our proposals have been inserted through right ear and ejected through the ass.
Here are some of the testimonials from 'fuccin-happy' friends who share my joy of our new office:
happyme says: the place is like cybercafe lighting designed for test lab as the doors say.. its SLA n personal agenda over the staff
Bunny says: i find the place totally suck..there;s not much space for us to stretch our legs hence making our leg cramp..theres no privacy as well since the office looks more like a computer lab to me..n knowing that the place used to be a store room just makes it even worst. sigh!
Chebek says: we know lar the fukin talkin to someone on the phone, fukin dont inform the whole world!
Black says: Pantat! Chibai! Come and batin lah puki, chowhai!
Bro says: Bro, the blady smell... ohhh shitt like drainage man.. bitches bought the perfurm frm petaling street i think..
Merah Jambu says:
1. Im very unhappy with the new office. The main problem I face is the tables are too short. As the LCD monitors take up bulk of the space, there little left for the keyboard and mouse. With this limited balance space we are to place our hands and palms to work. Over hours of work this will cause alot of stress to the palms and wrist causing R.S.I. This is considered a violation of HSSE
2. The chairs cushion are all worn out and some are broken. Ive changed chairs 3 x since coming here and yet canot find a suitable one where the height can be adjusted to the tall new setup of the stupid cyber cafe setup
3. The fler talks too loud and is a major distraction. He purposely puts the phone on speaker when dialing as thou to let ppl know hez actually working...and for heavens sake, can he stop sigh-ing ! everytime he finishes talking to someone he will sigh as if one big masalah negara has been taken care of now
4. teklees are doing free OT by walking around and monitoring if analyst are surfing Net or chatting...dont remember *** or *** doing that during their days..
p/s: All the names have been edited due to privacy and security reasons. Certain data's have been changed to suit this blog.
Last but not least, here are some photos of how our place looks like.
ITS FUCcIN DATA !!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Layan....
Siru siru uravukal pirivithe ...yen ninaivukul
Vare vare kasakethe ...yen ilamaiyum
Ninaithe nadanthathe mudinthathe ..yen kanavukul
Yenna acho theriyeliye...
Vare vare kasakethe ...yen ilamaiyum
Ninaithe nadanthathe mudinthathe ..yen kanavukul
Yenna acho theriyeliye...
Monday, September 1, 2008
Why I hate BN..
Sedition.ISA.Law Ammendment. Recently during the Permatang Pauh's by election, alots of ceramah was going on as we are aware off.
In one of BN's ceramah, Datuk Ahmad Ismail (i dont know who the fck is he) called all the chinese are squatters and its impossible to achieve equal rights in Malaysia. So MCA vise-president voiced out his dissatisfaction here BUT this is what PM said here
So he just called chinese as squatters and Badawi actually said that he didnt meant what he said??
Now I'm fucced up !
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Kaadhalae Nee – You’re My Love
After such a long time, I fell in love with a song. Of course my all time favorite is Snegithane. I will just fly into another world when I hear Snegithane from Alaypayuthey.
But after Snegithane, I think this song is just so mesmerizing and soothing.. in short captured my heart. I don’t know why but I just cant stop myself from listening to is everyday for almost 20times..too in love with this song, I guess. Of course the actor look like one banglaa but the music is just superb!
And Vijay Yesudass just sound exactly like his dad !@@!
Gotta listen to that violin part and also the lyrics. Very deep and meaningful expressing the guy’s feelings of what he is going through because of his girlfriend’s stubbornness. Of course if you watch the movie you will know why.
Movie: Nenjathai Killathe
Music: Premji Amaren
Cast: Vikranth
I have translated the song to English of course it will sound a bit like rubbish because of its direct translation, but what tha heck!
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Kaadhaley nee ennoadu koabam kollaadhey
My love don’t you get angry with me
kaalamellaam unnai naan theada seiyaathey
Don’t let me search for your all my life
naan oru seavagam kaadhalin kaadhalan
I am a servant for love, love’s lover
yaaridam naan unai theaduvean kaadhaley (Kaadhaley)
where else I can find someone like you, my love
Thoongum poadhum yoasipean
I will think about you even when im sleeping
thoogaadhu unai naan neasippean
I will love you when you’re not sleeping
unnum poadhu unaiyea unnavey naan yaasippean
Even when I’m eating I will pray that you’re eating
poagum idamelaam undhan kaigalai
pidiththabadiyea naan nadakkirean
Everywhere that I go I imagined holding your hands and walking together
enna koabamoa kannaik kattinee unnai theadavey solgirai
I don’t know why you blindfolded me and asked me to search for you
kaadhaley naan oru kaadhalin thoodhuvan
Girl, im the love messenger
nee enai kaadhali kaadhaley vaazhuvaai
My love will live forever if you love me..
Kaadhaley un vaasalil mozhigal yaavum mounamum
Girl, in front of you all the words are meaningless
peasugindra vaarththaiyoa naanathaaley vilagumey
Even the paragraph will shy away hearing your voice
yaarumillaiyea endra poadhilum varambu meeriyadhillaiyea
We never crossed limits even when we are by ourselves
kaadhalaaginoam kasindhum uruginoam karangal theendiyadhillaiyea
Even when we are deep in love, we didn’t touched each other
aayiram kaalamaai vaazhgiraai kaadhaley
For thousand years, I will live
yaarumey ennaip poala kaadhalan illaiyea
As no other lover who can be like me…
Listen to the song, watch the video and enjoy while I prepare myself for my next post...
But after Snegithane, I think this song is just so mesmerizing and soothing.. in short captured my heart. I don’t know why but I just cant stop myself from listening to is everyday for almost 20times..too in love with this song, I guess. Of course the actor look like one banglaa but the music is just superb!
And Vijay Yesudass just sound exactly like his dad !@@!
Gotta listen to that violin part and also the lyrics. Very deep and meaningful expressing the guy’s feelings of what he is going through because of his girlfriend’s stubbornness. Of course if you watch the movie you will know why.
Movie: Nenjathai Killathe
Music: Premji Amaren
Cast: Vikranth
I have translated the song to English of course it will sound a bit like rubbish because of its direct translation, but what tha heck!
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Kaadhaley nee ennoadu koabam kollaadhey
My love don’t you get angry with me
kaalamellaam unnai naan theada seiyaathey
Don’t let me search for your all my life
naan oru seavagam kaadhalin kaadhalan
I am a servant for love, love’s lover
yaaridam naan unai theaduvean kaadhaley (Kaadhaley)
where else I can find someone like you, my love
Thoongum poadhum yoasipean
I will think about you even when im sleeping
thoogaadhu unai naan neasippean
I will love you when you’re not sleeping
unnum poadhu unaiyea unnavey naan yaasippean
Even when I’m eating I will pray that you’re eating
poagum idamelaam undhan kaigalai
pidiththabadiyea naan nadakkirean
Everywhere that I go I imagined holding your hands and walking together
enna koabamoa kannaik kattinee unnai theadavey solgirai
I don’t know why you blindfolded me and asked me to search for you
kaadhaley naan oru kaadhalin thoodhuvan
Girl, im the love messenger
nee enai kaadhali kaadhaley vaazhuvaai
My love will live forever if you love me..
Kaadhaley un vaasalil mozhigal yaavum mounamum
Girl, in front of you all the words are meaningless
peasugindra vaarththaiyoa naanathaaley vilagumey
Even the paragraph will shy away hearing your voice
yaarumillaiyea endra poadhilum varambu meeriyadhillaiyea
We never crossed limits even when we are by ourselves
kaadhalaaginoam kasindhum uruginoam karangal theendiyadhillaiyea
Even when we are deep in love, we didn’t touched each other
aayiram kaalamaai vaazhgiraai kaadhaley
For thousand years, I will live
yaarumey ennaip poala kaadhalan illaiyea
As no other lover who can be like me…
Listen to the song, watch the video and enjoy while I prepare myself for my next post...
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
StopThatShit/Hatred
There is saying goes, everything that is taken in limits always provide long lasting satisfaction. I don’t know who said this but it makes sense. :-D
Lately since the release of Dasavatharam, the DJ’s of THR Raaga have been imitating KamalHassan’s one of the 10 characters, Balram Naidu. In the beginning it was funny, cute etc to hear them imitating but its getting abit annoying and out of hand. Its f****ng irritating to hear Anantha, Uthaya, Maran, Geetha, Ram doing this mimicry performances everyday all the time. For instance when I’m driving to work, they do that when someone calls in or reading SMS.
Why not you people leave that mimicry to the person who can do it. As I have mentioned, its funny and exciting in the beginning but please for heaven sake stop that shit. It’s IRRITATING!! Especially early morning!
The man took so long to practice and change his voice modulation to come up with such a wonderful performance on screen and you people are making mockery out of it, just like how The Villanz did on their remix songs [here]. Sometimes some people just keep doing things repetitively which eventually leads to irritation from the opposite party. I have always feeling ferked up with Raaga DJ’s because they are freaking irritating. The only show which I would want to listen is Kalakkal Kalai, reason being for traffic report, Ithu Epidi Iruku prank show, Enna Satham Ithe and some jokes by both the DJ’s and another would be on Sunday’s Malaysia Top Ten, in support of our local artist. The last DJ’s that I would want to listen to is Geetha, Maran and Revathy. You can take this article as bitching of Raaga DJ’s but that’s the fact.
Lets take Minnal.Fm for instance; they have improved so much compared to last time. More songs are being aired, local songs and new releases and one of the main point they don’t crack stupid jokes and laugh unnecessarily like Maran. If you are one of the Astro staff or Raaga employee or even worse one of the DJ reading this, I bet you must be cursing by now well guess what Rujjs Fuccadillicz dun give a shit bout dat. Period!
There are so many forums and topic discussing the nonsense that all these DJs are doing everyday on air. I can imagine the DJ asking me this question “F**er, you talk so much. U thinks easy ah being a DJ. You come and do lar our work then you know one. Easy to talk what”
Well this would be my reply to you “That is your job so do it! I will do mine. Prove me wrong and f*** off”
Advertisements. I don’t know if some of us realize that radio stations like Raaga survives on commercials and that is the reason why they will say 40 minutes of non-stop songs, BUT out of a sudden there will 10-15 minutes of commercials. Err, I’m not so sure which part we don’t understand here, 40minutes of music – non stop?? Are you sure? The other day, I was stuck in traffic jam, ignoring the traffic report by Raaga, so I decided why not I time the commercials duration in between songs. The choice is yours to believe, it took about 13-15 minutes for all the commercials to finish completely. Damn, that’s not my cup of tea. Eagerly waiting they will air some songs or some beneficial information will be shared, not so surprised, Ram and Revathy start their nonsense? Talking and talking all the way, before they one miserable song.
In this circle of life there are so many characters that we meet everyday. I have talked about characteristics before [here] so I don’t want to get deeper on that. Some we just cant tolerate, that can be anyone for the matter of fact. Your dad, mum, wife, friend, boss, supervisor, neighbor, stall owner, staff at counters etc. Just anyone. But how many of us are able to tell them in a nice way that their attitude or reaction towards you it’s a bit annoying and they should stop it. Of course some do that but in a very harsh way. We are lucky if someone who is listening have the positive mentality to accept the feedback from you and please don’t be rude and challenge others. How many of us can actually voice us what we feel like, being honest or straight forward can be dangerous at times. Why, I wont be surprised if its actually threatens the strength of a friendship or relationship. Relationship here means, any type of relationship, love, boss-staff, buyer-seller etc. Few months back we saw citizens gathered to voice out their opinion (Nov 25), and even yesterday I saw in the news, students of UiTM gathered (I’m not sure about them getting the permission to gather in such a big crowd part) protested in ‘peace’ objecting the statement of MB of Selangor Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim that 10% allocation for Non-Muslim students in UiTM. You see everyone have the right to say what he or she feels like.
But the only difference with 25th Nov protest and UiTM protest is; the second one didn’t get the chance to experience the ‘wonderful’ time being shot by water cannon, the ‘sensation’ of tear gas or even the ‘pleasure’ of getting beaten up by FRU personnel’s. Too bad! We are all Malaysian’s aren’t we? Malaysia is the only country, which practices freedom of speech up to their core. To proof that, bloggers and socialist are being arrested instead of the real criminals.
Okay, I don’t want to end up in the headlines so I refrain myself from commenting further on that issue.
So that’s all for now, I wanted to write about the Butterfly Effect and Chaos Theory but it will take sometime, gathering information.
Rujjcoomarh.
Lately since the release of Dasavatharam, the DJ’s of THR Raaga have been imitating KamalHassan’s one of the 10 characters, Balram Naidu. In the beginning it was funny, cute etc to hear them imitating but its getting abit annoying and out of hand. Its f****ng irritating to hear Anantha, Uthaya, Maran, Geetha, Ram doing this mimicry performances everyday all the time. For instance when I’m driving to work, they do that when someone calls in or reading SMS.
Why not you people leave that mimicry to the person who can do it. As I have mentioned, its funny and exciting in the beginning but please for heaven sake stop that shit. It’s IRRITATING!! Especially early morning!
The man took so long to practice and change his voice modulation to come up with such a wonderful performance on screen and you people are making mockery out of it, just like how The Villanz did on their remix songs [here]. Sometimes some people just keep doing things repetitively which eventually leads to irritation from the opposite party. I have always feeling ferked up with Raaga DJ’s because they are freaking irritating. The only show which I would want to listen is Kalakkal Kalai, reason being for traffic report, Ithu Epidi Iruku prank show, Enna Satham Ithe and some jokes by both the DJ’s and another would be on Sunday’s Malaysia Top Ten, in support of our local artist. The last DJ’s that I would want to listen to is Geetha, Maran and Revathy. You can take this article as bitching of Raaga DJ’s but that’s the fact.
Lets take Minnal.Fm for instance; they have improved so much compared to last time. More songs are being aired, local songs and new releases and one of the main point they don’t crack stupid jokes and laugh unnecessarily like Maran. If you are one of the Astro staff or Raaga employee or even worse one of the DJ reading this, I bet you must be cursing by now well guess what Rujjs Fuccadillicz dun give a shit bout dat. Period!
There are so many forums and topic discussing the nonsense that all these DJs are doing everyday on air. I can imagine the DJ asking me this question “F**er, you talk so much. U thinks easy ah being a DJ. You come and do lar our work then you know one. Easy to talk what”
Well this would be my reply to you “That is your job so do it! I will do mine. Prove me wrong and f*** off”
Advertisements. I don’t know if some of us realize that radio stations like Raaga survives on commercials and that is the reason why they will say 40 minutes of non-stop songs, BUT out of a sudden there will 10-15 minutes of commercials. Err, I’m not so sure which part we don’t understand here, 40minutes of music – non stop?? Are you sure? The other day, I was stuck in traffic jam, ignoring the traffic report by Raaga, so I decided why not I time the commercials duration in between songs. The choice is yours to believe, it took about 13-15 minutes for all the commercials to finish completely. Damn, that’s not my cup of tea. Eagerly waiting they will air some songs or some beneficial information will be shared, not so surprised, Ram and Revathy start their nonsense? Talking and talking all the way, before they one miserable song.
In this circle of life there are so many characters that we meet everyday. I have talked about characteristics before [here] so I don’t want to get deeper on that. Some we just cant tolerate, that can be anyone for the matter of fact. Your dad, mum, wife, friend, boss, supervisor, neighbor, stall owner, staff at counters etc. Just anyone. But how many of us are able to tell them in a nice way that their attitude or reaction towards you it’s a bit annoying and they should stop it. Of course some do that but in a very harsh way. We are lucky if someone who is listening have the positive mentality to accept the feedback from you and please don’t be rude and challenge others. How many of us can actually voice us what we feel like, being honest or straight forward can be dangerous at times. Why, I wont be surprised if its actually threatens the strength of a friendship or relationship. Relationship here means, any type of relationship, love, boss-staff, buyer-seller etc. Few months back we saw citizens gathered to voice out their opinion (Nov 25), and even yesterday I saw in the news, students of UiTM gathered (I’m not sure about them getting the permission to gather in such a big crowd part) protested in ‘peace’ objecting the statement of MB of Selangor Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim that 10% allocation for Non-Muslim students in UiTM. You see everyone have the right to say what he or she feels like.
But the only difference with 25th Nov protest and UiTM protest is; the second one didn’t get the chance to experience the ‘wonderful’ time being shot by water cannon, the ‘sensation’ of tear gas or even the ‘pleasure’ of getting beaten up by FRU personnel’s. Too bad! We are all Malaysian’s aren’t we? Malaysia is the only country, which practices freedom of speech up to their core. To proof that, bloggers and socialist are being arrested instead of the real criminals.
Okay, I don’t want to end up in the headlines so I refrain myself from commenting further on that issue.
So that’s all for now, I wanted to write about the Butterfly Effect and Chaos Theory but it will take sometime, gathering information.
Rujjcoomarh.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Remix - Trend or disaster?
Before I could start, I would like to share the meaning of remix:
Re-mix
-Verb (used with object)
1. To mix again.
2. To mix and re-record the elements of (a musical recording) in a different way.
So now we know the meaning of remix. How many of you actually listen to these remix songs? There are so many examples to be mentioned, some nice to hear some not at all. In Malaysia we have this new remix storm hitting us especially on the Malaysia Indian Artiste. Yesterday I was listening to THR raga, and they played this song. At first I couldn't get the song, but after a while, I realized that is actually one of the old Tamil 80's song, which was quite famous at that time.
I just f**king hate it when they do that. Remix and remix and remix. I just hate remix! Don't you have any idea to compose or write a song, well that is why you're a musician right, in the first place? The mentality of remixing needs to be changed. Once in a while the remixed song will sound nice, but after a while it gets really boring . For me it's the same like eating the same thosai in different plates. The content is the same, the tune is the same, they just add in some beats increase the tempo and voila they you go, album of the year. For real?
Specifically for Malaysian's Indian artiste, they seem to be so fascinated with remix and they tend to over-do it. I am someone who supports local entertainment but at times i just cant stand this whole remix shit. Just to mention here, some of the remixes are Machane - The Villanz, Yen Jodi - vassan (maya kalaignargal), Yetho mogam - CS, Yennadi Meenachi - Hyperkinetix and there is one more from OG Nanba but I cant recall the title of the song and there are many more of them out there. Please for heaven sake, compose your own songs. How can an artiste expect listeners to buy their albums if the their songs are all ciplak from somewhere and remix here and there, and then just call it an album and charge so high. I rather buy the original song.
Me personally would not want to do that. I rather listen to the original song. Of course we cant deny the fact that musicians like Ar Rahman, Vidyasagar, Yuvan etc also doing the same, but the amount of songs that they compose, outnumbered the remix. So we as listeners have plenty of option on which song to listen and to not. I hate remix so I skip those songs, but for us here locally, how many albums or songs have they released? Just for an example, we take The Villanz. 2 albums -Ashtivaram and Sagavaram. How many songs you have? 15? 16? And there is 2-3 remix in one album.
How do you want me to listen to this nonsense, you just go on killing that song? By the way I have The Villanz both albums, original. I’m not saying that one cannot copy or remix songs, but there a method to do so which will help listeners to enjoy and buy the album. For instance, YBN - Madai Thiranthe, Asaiyai Kaathuleh - Zurazamharam, Bus Stop - Psychomantra and few more. You may take one or two lines from the song or even the tune but don't kill the originality of the song.
Well, now days releasing an album are much more easier then it was. First you spend about 5-6k to compose and record one single track. Send it to THR or Minnal, they play it and you become famous with one song. Then you start performing. This is a good tactic to gain market. Then goes the second part, remix few songs, spend money (a lot of them), some get cheated at times, come out with an album. 10 songs, 4 original track, 2 bonus track like beat boxing, talking, laughing, cracking stupid jokes, 3 remix, 1 track for gratitude/intro/outro. Looks like a tough one? But why did I say easy? Well it become naturally if you are an Indian and you wear your bling bling plus, rap few lines of Tupac's Hit em Up or Snoop Doggs What’s my name, or even Cypress Hill, you are a rapper! Start rapping or singing. Who said you need sangeetham as basics? We will talk bout this later
Again, I am someone who works closely with artiste from Malaysia and Singapore, and trying very hard to bring our local Indian entertainment industry to the next level. I appreciate if you are not judgmental about me and my support towards our local entertainment industry, just by reading this article. This is an outcome of frustration on depreciation of quality of Local Indian Entertainment. By all means I am pointing this to the minority of the group which still stereotyping and reluctant to improve.
So now we have completed one album and the song goes super duper hit. Now what? Music Video. "Video clip.. no lah I’m not interested". Why??
Visual presentation always captures the viewer's attention. The importance that our artiste shows in making an album is not the same in making a music video. (We will discuss this in another topic)
Re-mix
-Verb (used with object)
1. To mix again.
2. To mix and re-record the elements of (a musical recording) in a different way.
So now we know the meaning of remix. How many of you actually listen to these remix songs? There are so many examples to be mentioned, some nice to hear some not at all. In Malaysia we have this new remix storm hitting us especially on the Malaysia Indian Artiste. Yesterday I was listening to THR raga, and they played this song. At first I couldn't get the song, but after a while, I realized that is actually one of the old Tamil 80's song, which was quite famous at that time.
I just f**king hate it when they do that. Remix and remix and remix. I just hate remix! Don't you have any idea to compose or write a song, well that is why you're a musician right, in the first place? The mentality of remixing needs to be changed. Once in a while the remixed song will sound nice, but after a while it gets really boring . For me it's the same like eating the same thosai in different plates. The content is the same, the tune is the same, they just add in some beats increase the tempo and voila they you go, album of the year. For real?
Specifically for Malaysian's Indian artiste, they seem to be so fascinated with remix and they tend to over-do it. I am someone who supports local entertainment but at times i just cant stand this whole remix shit. Just to mention here, some of the remixes are Machane - The Villanz, Yen Jodi - vassan (maya kalaignargal), Yetho mogam - CS, Yennadi Meenachi - Hyperkinetix and there is one more from OG Nanba but I cant recall the title of the song and there are many more of them out there. Please for heaven sake, compose your own songs. How can an artiste expect listeners to buy their albums if the their songs are all ciplak from somewhere and remix here and there, and then just call it an album and charge so high. I rather buy the original song.
Me personally would not want to do that. I rather listen to the original song. Of course we cant deny the fact that musicians like Ar Rahman, Vidyasagar, Yuvan etc also doing the same, but the amount of songs that they compose, outnumbered the remix. So we as listeners have plenty of option on which song to listen and to not. I hate remix so I skip those songs, but for us here locally, how many albums or songs have they released? Just for an example, we take The Villanz. 2 albums -Ashtivaram and Sagavaram. How many songs you have? 15? 16? And there is 2-3 remix in one album.
How do you want me to listen to this nonsense, you just go on killing that song? By the way I have The Villanz both albums, original. I’m not saying that one cannot copy or remix songs, but there a method to do so which will help listeners to enjoy and buy the album. For instance, YBN - Madai Thiranthe, Asaiyai Kaathuleh - Zurazamharam, Bus Stop - Psychomantra and few more. You may take one or two lines from the song or even the tune but don't kill the originality of the song.
Well, now days releasing an album are much more easier then it was. First you spend about 5-6k to compose and record one single track. Send it to THR or Minnal, they play it and you become famous with one song. Then you start performing. This is a good tactic to gain market. Then goes the second part, remix few songs, spend money (a lot of them), some get cheated at times, come out with an album. 10 songs, 4 original track, 2 bonus track like beat boxing, talking, laughing, cracking stupid jokes, 3 remix, 1 track for gratitude/intro/outro. Looks like a tough one? But why did I say easy? Well it become naturally if you are an Indian and you wear your bling bling plus, rap few lines of Tupac's Hit em Up or Snoop Doggs What’s my name, or even Cypress Hill, you are a rapper! Start rapping or singing. Who said you need sangeetham as basics? We will talk bout this later
Again, I am someone who works closely with artiste from Malaysia and Singapore, and trying very hard to bring our local Indian entertainment industry to the next level. I appreciate if you are not judgmental about me and my support towards our local entertainment industry, just by reading this article. This is an outcome of frustration on depreciation of quality of Local Indian Entertainment. By all means I am pointing this to the minority of the group which still stereotyping and reluctant to improve.
So now we have completed one album and the song goes super duper hit. Now what? Music Video. "Video clip.. no lah I’m not interested". Why??
Visual presentation always captures the viewer's attention. The importance that our artiste shows in making an album is not the same in making a music video. (We will discuss this in another topic)
Friday, July 11, 2008
Characteristics
This article is written based on my own observation throughout sometime and it’s merely my own thoughts and it does not reflect any individuals. If some part of this happens to be reflecting your own personality, I do not hold any responsibility for it. Do take into consideration that this blog is owned by me and my thoughts to be shared with others. There are so many characters that I have met which some interest me. Despite being tormented and tortured they are some who just don’t care of being pushed off the limit. I really salute for their patience. They do realise that people around them always take advantage on them and take them for granted. This person seems to be so nice which really impressed me, being bullied is not an easy situation to handle. The reason I'm saying being bullied is because that is how it’s defined according to my definition. This may not be the proper way to handle this and this person actually realise that but they just enjoy being tortured. Does that mean that their dumb or numb? No, certainly not. Their heart is just too pure I would say, can I say that?
Damn it’s so difficult to sound so nice here in my blog. But what to do someone told me that I sound very angry in my blog most of the time. What to do it’s just the way I write. Just like some person. He can be so funny and jovial, cracking jokes all the time and become the person that others that would love to have him as their company, but deep down inside there is always some part of his or her heart there is anger, dissatisfaction and disputes. What will be his way to express that? Well as for me I will blog and express, others have their own way like singing, cutting them or even take drugs. Release tension?
Being egoistic and demanding is one character which I can’t tolerate till my marrow. That should not be ones character especially for someone who has less contact to the outside world. What is wrong by just being nice? Just because you have the rights and powers in your hands don’t misuse it. At time this may hurt others. If you are employer will that be so difficult to take care of your employees? I have been situation where I’m being monitored like school kids. Whatever we do wherever we move is being monitored in the name of excellence in providing service; people mislead themselves to do something which is not necessary.
There is this saying in Tamil, when someone does not have money or power in their hand they will be human, but when they have it more than its level inhumanity takes over. Even though the saying is short in Tamil but I can’t do the direct translation here. For a guy, I feel it’s inappropriate for him to act as though he is the king of the world. Have some respect to others despite the age difference. Being younger than you doesn’t mean that they are stupid or non knowledgeable, there are instances where younger child can teach a good lesson to the elders. Even Lord Muruga thought his dad a lesson. (Lord Muruga is Hindu god and this story appears in Hindu scriptures).
So never underestimate or put down anyone no matter they are young or old. At this point of this blog you may not understand what actually I’m trying to share with you here, well it’s just like the butterfly effect. To put it in a simple definition, small variation or change which being done in the initial condition of a current dynamical system will lead to large variations or changes in the long term behaviour which at the same time creates a long term change. We will discuss about butterfly effect in near future because this topic really interests me very much. Do take note here that there is thin line of difference between the butterfly effect and the chaos theory.
So whatever I post or discuss here, may create small changes in someone’s life or it could be even you.
Rujjcoomarh
It feels nice to be me!
Before I could start writing this, I would like to acknowledge Amutha and Kavilan Bro for inspiring me to write this. Thank you guys. This is not because I want to taruk or tiru their idea; it’s just that I thought by me writing this I can bombard some lenchiow heads, which I always wanted to.
Well I’m not like others who have to wake up early in the morning and get stuck in traffic and reach office late, all those nonsense. My work starts at 2pm that if I’m on afternoon shift. If morning shifts I start at 7am so I will have to be up by 5. Since the experience on how it will be waking up at 5 and be at work by 7 have been shared previously, I will share my experience of being someone who works on afternoon shift. Since I start work at 2pm, I will only wake up about 9.30am and snooze my alarm till 10am. Sometimes, ammu kutty would call me and wake me up. How nice it feels to hear your loved one’s voice over the phone. After konjeraning a while on the phone, grab my purple towel and head to the ‘rain-room’. Of course along the way I share the same physical activity like kavilan, yawning, scratching etc. Finished all the business in the ‘rain-room’.
Room scene.
I don’t have to wear formal, so open my closet grab one t-shirt and my 4 years old jeans which I have only washed it twice. At my altar pray to God “dear god please help me to keep those f**ers away from me at office. I hope today will be a good day to go to work and come back home peacefully.” Shit. I didn’t comb my hair yet, dammit! Finish praying and go back into my room and look into the mirror. My hair is too short so I don’t have to be Vidal Sassoon and I stopped using hair gel. Because according to my facial aunty, she said that it may cause dandruff and eventually lead to pimples. So pour abit of MBR oil, and mess up my hair and voila im done! Then followed by my powder, cologne etc. Now have to pray again. Again in front of my altar praying the same thing.
Head downstairs and “kakak, sudah buat milo kah?” Kakak replies “belum”. Me “apalah kakak, lu tak tau kah saya mau pergi kerja” So this time I have to make my own Milo. Sit on my sofa open my laptop connects to Internet start surfing. My grandmother will be there watching all the serials in Tamil, Telegu, Malayalam, Hindi, Sindhi sometimes Chinese.
Its 12pm. Drive to work, no need to worry about traffic jam. The road is so clear that I can reach Cyberjaya in 20mins; pick up Ammu kutty and head for lunch. Finished all this, now cut the scene into my office. Its 1.45pm on my watch and its just nice to login. Open all the application and this is where it gets interesting.
I cant surf or login to my messengers. Why? Simple. Because my superiors got nothing better to do in life. So what they will do is they actually peep into your machine and see what you actually doing. The moment the see you open IE immediately they will come to your place and “What you doing?” Of course I have to lie saying I’m doing work. I’m not Mahatma. He asks you “ Then open that window” pointing at your IE. So this time you are caught lar. Have to tell him that you are checking your emails. This is where the song titled you-shudnt-do-this-while-you-are-working starts. After a while with pallavi and charanam, the song completes. How nice it feels to invade other people’s privacy, right?
If you don’t want us to surf, block the damn access lar! Simple common sense. Even now I can point out how many people surfing the net without others knowledge. The logic is simple, if surfing or blogging is causing the productivity to drop, then it makes sense to refrain people from surfing but its different here. It essentially has improved. We all have been in that situation, why do you need to do all this? One thing for sure, not everyone’s boss will be like Ammu Kutty’s boss. Damn she is like God sent! Her concept is simple, you do what you want to do but work, make sure you finish. Don’t misuse the freedom. Well in this case, I cant even use it in the first place then how the fu** am I suppose to misuse? Got it? Being a manager or GM is not easy, apart from paper-knowledge one need understanding on how to administer people. If Mr,Dick is GM’s friend and he does something which we all not suppose to do, GM closes his eye’s. Underhandedly tell MrDick not do it. But when it comes to people like me who they presume we are all kuli-batak, in front of people they will reprimand. Murid-murid sekalian..
There starts another f**ked up day at work. Loosen up a bit, only then everyone will have the enthusiasm and strength of mind to work together. Visualize this. They put all the food on the plate and prevent you from touching it. Fu**ed up right? Oh there are times you can’t listen to songs. Can you actually believe it? For real! No kidding. Lunch have to be exactly one hour. In the name of transitioning and providing satisfaction to customers, some can really make a mockery. Mau block kalau block lar. Of course they wont coz they themselves have to surf what!! ahahhaah
Ok enough of frustration and irritation. Time reaching 11pm. Pham! Logoff, say bye to everyone but in my heart SO LONG SUCKERS!!
After work, called up some kaki’s meet up go for a drink. Lepak till about 1-2am and then go back and sleep. End of the day. The next day starts again tomorrow….
By reading this if you feel that you are being mentioned here, don’t take it into your heart okay, but even if you do, mmm I don’t care. This is my blog!
Now I wish I could be like Rabbit of Psycho.Unit, write one song just cursing everyone and rap it!
Suck and Sucked!
similar post here
Well I’m not like others who have to wake up early in the morning and get stuck in traffic and reach office late, all those nonsense. My work starts at 2pm that if I’m on afternoon shift. If morning shifts I start at 7am so I will have to be up by 5. Since the experience on how it will be waking up at 5 and be at work by 7 have been shared previously, I will share my experience of being someone who works on afternoon shift. Since I start work at 2pm, I will only wake up about 9.30am and snooze my alarm till 10am. Sometimes, ammu kutty would call me and wake me up. How nice it feels to hear your loved one’s voice over the phone. After konjeraning a while on the phone, grab my purple towel and head to the ‘rain-room’. Of course along the way I share the same physical activity like kavilan, yawning, scratching etc. Finished all the business in the ‘rain-room’.
Room scene.
I don’t have to wear formal, so open my closet grab one t-shirt and my 4 years old jeans which I have only washed it twice. At my altar pray to God “dear god please help me to keep those f**ers away from me at office. I hope today will be a good day to go to work and come back home peacefully.” Shit. I didn’t comb my hair yet, dammit! Finish praying and go back into my room and look into the mirror. My hair is too short so I don’t have to be Vidal Sassoon and I stopped using hair gel. Because according to my facial aunty, she said that it may cause dandruff and eventually lead to pimples. So pour abit of MBR oil, and mess up my hair and voila im done! Then followed by my powder, cologne etc. Now have to pray again. Again in front of my altar praying the same thing.
Head downstairs and “kakak, sudah buat milo kah?” Kakak replies “belum”. Me “apalah kakak, lu tak tau kah saya mau pergi kerja” So this time I have to make my own Milo. Sit on my sofa open my laptop connects to Internet start surfing. My grandmother will be there watching all the serials in Tamil, Telegu, Malayalam, Hindi, Sindhi sometimes Chinese.
Its 12pm. Drive to work, no need to worry about traffic jam. The road is so clear that I can reach Cyberjaya in 20mins; pick up Ammu kutty and head for lunch. Finished all this, now cut the scene into my office. Its 1.45pm on my watch and its just nice to login. Open all the application and this is where it gets interesting.
I cant surf or login to my messengers. Why? Simple. Because my superiors got nothing better to do in life. So what they will do is they actually peep into your machine and see what you actually doing. The moment the see you open IE immediately they will come to your place and “What you doing?” Of course I have to lie saying I’m doing work. I’m not Mahatma. He asks you “ Then open that window” pointing at your IE. So this time you are caught lar. Have to tell him that you are checking your emails. This is where the song titled you-shudnt-do-this-while-you-are-working starts. After a while with pallavi and charanam, the song completes. How nice it feels to invade other people’s privacy, right?
If you don’t want us to surf, block the damn access lar! Simple common sense. Even now I can point out how many people surfing the net without others knowledge. The logic is simple, if surfing or blogging is causing the productivity to drop, then it makes sense to refrain people from surfing but its different here. It essentially has improved. We all have been in that situation, why do you need to do all this? One thing for sure, not everyone’s boss will be like Ammu Kutty’s boss. Damn she is like God sent! Her concept is simple, you do what you want to do but work, make sure you finish. Don’t misuse the freedom. Well in this case, I cant even use it in the first place then how the fu** am I suppose to misuse? Got it? Being a manager or GM is not easy, apart from paper-knowledge one need understanding on how to administer people. If Mr,Dick is GM’s friend and he does something which we all not suppose to do, GM closes his eye’s. Underhandedly tell MrDick not do it. But when it comes to people like me who they presume we are all kuli-batak, in front of people they will reprimand. Murid-murid sekalian..
There starts another f**ked up day at work. Loosen up a bit, only then everyone will have the enthusiasm and strength of mind to work together. Visualize this. They put all the food on the plate and prevent you from touching it. Fu**ed up right? Oh there are times you can’t listen to songs. Can you actually believe it? For real! No kidding. Lunch have to be exactly one hour. In the name of transitioning and providing satisfaction to customers, some can really make a mockery. Mau block kalau block lar. Of course they wont coz they themselves have to surf what!! ahahhaah
Ok enough of frustration and irritation. Time reaching 11pm. Pham! Logoff, say bye to everyone but in my heart SO LONG SUCKERS!!
After work, called up some kaki’s meet up go for a drink. Lepak till about 1-2am and then go back and sleep. End of the day. The next day starts again tomorrow….
By reading this if you feel that you are being mentioned here, don’t take it into your heart okay, but even if you do, mmm I don’t care. This is my blog!
Now I wish I could be like Rabbit of Psycho.Unit, write one song just cursing everyone and rap it!
Suck and Sucked!
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Monday, June 30, 2008
I dont know what to write
I don’t know what to write actually. I have been thinking to write something on my blog because my last pasting was on the fuel hike, which is like weeks ago. After that I just became so blank I just cant think of what to write.
Even last Sunday after my haircut, while I was driving back I was wondering if I should write about Dasavathaaram. Then I told myself, no. Lets watch that movie for 4th time or 5th time then we write or review about it thoroughly. I mean don’t you think so. The movie is so good till I think I don’t have the stand to review about it. Have you come across some people who think that movie sucks? Helow you ok arr? What to do lar, nowdays people prefer to watch Vijay flying like a dickhead or Vijayakanth trying to be Billa part 3. When it comes to English movie, no matter how stupid the movie can be people will still watch. This is why I don’t want to write anything, which originally I don’t know what to write.
Been sick for the past one-week and that actually interrupted my gym schedule and hell no I don’t like it at all. So I decided I don’t give a damn, I am going to gym today. Started running for 20mins and that’s it, I felt like choking to death. Came back to my place, had Subway sandwich called my friend Viji. And guess what? The word that all bachelors aint wanna hear. MARRIAGE!! The moment he told me that he is getting married I was shocked, “macha, for real arrr? Whats wrong with you man, you are younger that me you know? Cannot tahan ready is it?”
Viji was cursing me ahahhaha then we did conference call to Denes. Yeah lar you b**tches the attam 100 vagai one lar..no I bet you young idiotic girls will be having orgasm hearing his name. Aint it? Know why I call you girls like that? Look at friendster! “CuteAngel, Mistique, cock shit, lan*** all that shit. Keep adding people for no reason. You see dammit diverting my topic.
Anyway we had our orgy over the phone, and cursing each other for not keeping in touch. Well that happens right. I bet you guys have been through this, you and your kaki’s will always eat, shit together. Then will come one day where one will go to college to study, one will become celebrity, one will become police, one will go to jail or start one new gang etc. Then one day the educated fella will coincidently meet the gangster friend and they will just ignore. Not all the time this may happen, but mostly this is how it is. Even me, I had like so many friends till I can run my own country. Left school went to college met new friends and forgot about school friends. Came to work forgot all those fellars and met new friends. Once in a while meet someone who you always keep in touch. As for me friends like Denes, Vj, Boy, Sarath aka Austin Powers aka Sexpower, Stephen aka mamps, Suraenan Raj, Prakash, Joe, im still keeping in touch with them. Shit I think I forgot some of the fellars and if they happen to read this they gonna kill me.
I even had some friends who is now having lifetime holiday in Sungai Buloh Prison. I think one of the fella, if im not mistaken his name is Sutu Nondi (that’s his nick) have been buang negeri so don’t where the fella is now. And then there is another fella David Tata Pula, yeah that’s what we call him. Tata Pula (grandfathers dick) because his dick looks like an old mans dick. Who else… let me see… oh yeah Daniel. Don’t get cheated thinking he is a white boy or something. He is the darkest Indian and he can actually produce oil as much as the oil refinery in Dubai, from his face. We call him “belt-te” because he have this kurap around his waist and we use to tease him saying one day your kurap will get connected around your waist and your body going to putus. Hahahahah
I have to tell you guys this, he actually have hole in his pockets, just to scratch his kurap when it’s itchy. Eeewww dammit. He is now married and his wife is a chindian! Can you beat that!! To tell you the truth I had my fun when I was in school rather than in college.
My college life was ok since I had some friends like Mogan, Suba, Thanni, Shanker, Sotte Shanker, Prathap too many of them to mention here. Did I tell you guys that my girlfriend was once my enemy in college?
Yes, I’m not kidding. Her gang and my gang really cannot ngam. They all think that I’m one bantha case (berlagak – egoistic) and we used to think the same thing. Me and her really hated each other and always kutuking each time we bumped. Now you see, we going to end up together in life hahahah ..can you beat that? Hahahahaha again….
Lets not get deeper into that for now ok. As I said earlier, I don’t know what to write so you maybe reading some gibberish from the beginning. Have I told that VJ is getting married? Wait lemme scroll up and check…. oh yeah I told ready.
He is getting married this November, macha best of luck dey have fun and I know you will be very happy because you got nothing better to do. Hahahah I was joking.
I can write this coz I know the jackass wont read my blog. He will be busy watching porn or whanking on his screen.
Ok ok enough of me writing, its time for me to get back home and sleep. See you people, I will try to think something constructively to write ok. Till then, chiow.
Even last Sunday after my haircut, while I was driving back I was wondering if I should write about Dasavathaaram. Then I told myself, no. Lets watch that movie for 4th time or 5th time then we write or review about it thoroughly. I mean don’t you think so. The movie is so good till I think I don’t have the stand to review about it. Have you come across some people who think that movie sucks? Helow you ok arr? What to do lar, nowdays people prefer to watch Vijay flying like a dickhead or Vijayakanth trying to be Billa part 3. When it comes to English movie, no matter how stupid the movie can be people will still watch. This is why I don’t want to write anything, which originally I don’t know what to write.
Been sick for the past one-week and that actually interrupted my gym schedule and hell no I don’t like it at all. So I decided I don’t give a damn, I am going to gym today. Started running for 20mins and that’s it, I felt like choking to death. Came back to my place, had Subway sandwich called my friend Viji. And guess what? The word that all bachelors aint wanna hear. MARRIAGE!! The moment he told me that he is getting married I was shocked, “macha, for real arrr? Whats wrong with you man, you are younger that me you know? Cannot tahan ready is it?”
Viji was cursing me ahahhaha then we did conference call to Denes. Yeah lar you b**tches the attam 100 vagai one lar..no I bet you young idiotic girls will be having orgasm hearing his name. Aint it? Know why I call you girls like that? Look at friendster! “CuteAngel, Mistique, cock shit, lan*** all that shit. Keep adding people for no reason. You see dammit diverting my topic.
Anyway we had our orgy over the phone, and cursing each other for not keeping in touch. Well that happens right. I bet you guys have been through this, you and your kaki’s will always eat, shit together. Then will come one day where one will go to college to study, one will become celebrity, one will become police, one will go to jail or start one new gang etc. Then one day the educated fella will coincidently meet the gangster friend and they will just ignore. Not all the time this may happen, but mostly this is how it is. Even me, I had like so many friends till I can run my own country. Left school went to college met new friends and forgot about school friends. Came to work forgot all those fellars and met new friends. Once in a while meet someone who you always keep in touch. As for me friends like Denes, Vj, Boy, Sarath aka Austin Powers aka Sexpower, Stephen aka mamps, Suraenan Raj, Prakash, Joe, im still keeping in touch with them. Shit I think I forgot some of the fellars and if they happen to read this they gonna kill me.
I even had some friends who is now having lifetime holiday in Sungai Buloh Prison. I think one of the fella, if im not mistaken his name is Sutu Nondi (that’s his nick) have been buang negeri so don’t where the fella is now. And then there is another fella David Tata Pula, yeah that’s what we call him. Tata Pula (grandfathers dick) because his dick looks like an old mans dick. Who else… let me see… oh yeah Daniel. Don’t get cheated thinking he is a white boy or something. He is the darkest Indian and he can actually produce oil as much as the oil refinery in Dubai, from his face. We call him “belt-te” because he have this kurap around his waist and we use to tease him saying one day your kurap will get connected around your waist and your body going to putus. Hahahahah
I have to tell you guys this, he actually have hole in his pockets, just to scratch his kurap when it’s itchy. Eeewww dammit. He is now married and his wife is a chindian! Can you beat that!! To tell you the truth I had my fun when I was in school rather than in college.
My college life was ok since I had some friends like Mogan, Suba, Thanni, Shanker, Sotte Shanker, Prathap too many of them to mention here. Did I tell you guys that my girlfriend was once my enemy in college?
Yes, I’m not kidding. Her gang and my gang really cannot ngam. They all think that I’m one bantha case (berlagak – egoistic) and we used to think the same thing. Me and her really hated each other and always kutuking each time we bumped. Now you see, we going to end up together in life hahahah ..can you beat that? Hahahahaha again….
Lets not get deeper into that for now ok. As I said earlier, I don’t know what to write so you maybe reading some gibberish from the beginning. Have I told that VJ is getting married? Wait lemme scroll up and check…. oh yeah I told ready.
He is getting married this November, macha best of luck dey have fun and I know you will be very happy because you got nothing better to do. Hahahah I was joking.
I can write this coz I know the jackass wont read my blog. He will be busy watching porn or whanking on his screen.
Ok ok enough of me writing, its time for me to get back home and sleep. See you people, I will try to think something constructively to write ok. Till then, chiow.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Magic Fuel
by rujjcoomarh.
Bet you are still traumatized about the fuel price?? Yes we are all on the same boat. I do realize it’s a bit too late for me to blog about this but for these kinda things, its never too late.
As soon as gomen announced on the price hike, an ordinary petrol/diesel turns out to be something else, which I would address as “THE MAGIC FUEL”. Curious why am I calling it the magic fuel? Well that is what this article is all about.
That day I was running out of fuel but at the same time I was late to work. So just drove to office without refueling thinking I can do it later. But around 5pm something the news were flying around that, “they have” announced the new price of fuel to be RM 2.70 per liter. Sebuah lagi projeck sumbangan Barisan Nasional. Damn lan*** pu*****, so f*****high arr… How am I going to survive from this? So the whole vulgar dictionary was in my mind. Left office around 11pm, and guess what? Cyberjaya which had never been on traffic jam, was so crowded and all for one reason. To fill up before midnight! Stupid or what!?
So as I was watching everyone fighting with each other to fill up their tank before midnight, this is where Rujjz mind started thinking how some Malaysians can be so stupid at times. For them this is what we call Magic Fuel. When you fill up before the night of the price hike, the fuel will stay forever in your tank. Ok let me put it my style
“Lan***, you think if you fill up today it will stay in your fu**** tank forever is it. Stupid f*** eat shit lar you all!! Eventually the damn petrol wil finish lar and you still have to fill up with RM 2.70 per liter, so why the hell is that rush for??”
Yes. Do you actually think that the fuel will last forever? NO dammit, it will not. So why the hell are you rushing to the petrol station to fill it up. It will last for what maybe 3 or 4 days or even 5 days?? After that, you still have to live with that 2.70 till august because there will be another raise then. Not only that, due to the idiots rushing to fill magic fuel, its actually causing massive traffic jam on the road and entrance to the petrol station and eventually you are already wasting more fuel by going bumper to bumper. Did you realize that!! Waste fuel then filling it up thinking you are saving it. Oh gosh !
Then after, before I reached home, my sister called me and asked me to buy bread. So as I was reaching Kinrara Shell (was then Projet), I just couldn’t drive into the station. Seeing all the bahlul’s trying to compete for the magic fuel, I drove around and entered the “No Entry” into Shell. Just to enjoy the show, my Breitling showed 11.45pm, and to my shock I actually saw one fella running to pay before fuelling up. RUNNING!! Apek u ok ah? So I just waited and watched the whole show on how people can be so stupid at times. There was another fella, Waja, fighting with one of the Bangla because he said “Minyak Habis”
The Waja-man shouting” Mana ada minyak habis, lu jagan tipu. Saye tau punye, cakap bilakan punya keleta lar, tarak minyak”
So the Bangla called his boss (I think). One Indian man walked to the Waja and asked
Indian Man: “Apa itu?”
Waja Man:“ Lu punya Bangla cakap tarak minyak, saya mau kasi full tank, besok minyak mahal mah..”
Indian Man: “Boss minyak habis lar apa saya mau bikin?”
Waja Man: “Lu olang tipu punya, lan***. Lu olang ah mau bikin luih punya pasai lu olang cakap tarak minyak. Heiye.”
Indian Man: “ Wey pu***k ci** lan***, lu ingat lu bapa punya tempat kah. Saya cakap tarak minyak, tarak minyak lar. Lu mau saya korek bontot kasi kah. Lu balik!!”
The Waja man just sped off without saying anything. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, man! That was one wonderful ‘performance’ ahahahahah and even now I can’t stop laughing. Which back to our point, look at what the magic fuel can actually do to people. MMMmm
The fuel is so magical where it can stay in your tank forever, cause massive traffic jam, increase the sales of fuel and at the same time create fights and arguments. End of the day, someone who is supposed to be responsible for all this is enjoying their life with our taxes. Yes. They don’t have to use their money to fuel, cause its all taken from our pocket each month. Now don’t you just wish you can do something about this? Don’t you just feel that you want to change something with out waiting for another 4 years down the road suffering. Fuel Price…Up, Cooking oil.. Up, Food items…UP, Salary…SAME!!
Wanted to write this long ago but just couldn’t find time. By the way there is more to write, but I need to squeeze my brain, which I choose not to do for time being. Still on holiday mood!
By the way, I poured fuel the next day for RM87.00 for my Kenari which usually it will cost me RM 56.00 (kering), Which means I am spending another 31.00 for a week if at all my full tank works for a week in which most cases is more.
So let say I am spending extra 31.00 * 4 = 124 per month, in which it actually almost makes up to my extra 2 weeks of fuel (124 /2 = 62 ~ 56.00) .
Which means for 1 month I am spending an extra worth of 2 weeks fuel.
Which means in 2 months I am spending extra of 1 month of fuel in total, which means in 3 months I am spending extra fuel for 6 weeks.
Which means when I come to the 6th month of my 2.40 worth of fuel, I am actually spending extra (124.00 x 6 mth = 744.00). Which comes to my 3 months ( 744 / 24 weeks or 6 mth = 31.00 ) worth of fuel,
which means by spending 2.40 for 12 months I am losing cash worth (48 weeks or 12 mth x 31.00 = 1,488), in which is (1488/ 24 weeks or 6 mths = 62.00), in which it comes to my 6 months worth of FUEL… God dammit!!
Which means each month I need to fork out extra 124 to fuel up my car which means my salary is not enough to do so, which means I can bury my idea of changing to Civic, which means I need to change my job soon, which mean I got one word to say ***k!
AAAAARRRRGHHHH !!!!
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Why some just hate the world?
Sometimes when you put on the hatred hat, the very first thing that you would want to do is try find someone else mistake or a scapegoat. Just want that one person whom you can point finger and tell that "you are the cause of all this"
Not always that every one of us get that chance unless there is someone to be blamed for. So the best a human will do is to blame God. Why did God put me in this situation and all I did was follow what he said. How can we listen and make the right decision based on what God said. Are we that superhuman?
Some people just hate this world for simple reasons. Example, if their Astro gives no transmission during rainy days, they just hate the world.
If one is having problem or issues at their office or it’s just her boss shouts at her, she hates the world.
If a student fails a subject he hates the world. Even worse some just hates the world just because his/her parents scolded them. Sigh. Come on, is that what is this world all about?
Just by uttering the words, I hate this world, that does not going to make any changes your life. It’s what we choose to do. Each and every actions of a human being is being decided by himself, of course at times some just don’t think about the consequences of their decisions and actions that follow after that. By all means, we have the power in our hand to let loose our self at any point of time in this life. What I meant by let loose, is like you can choose to be free from problem and commitments in this life. But are we able to sacrifice everything and everyone around us just by making this decision.
Recently I came across a situation, not to mention names, the parents of him got divorced after 35 years of marriage. Why, I asked. He simply said that he found his love somewhere else. Does that mean that he hates the world? Or can my friend hate this world? This is where we tend to realize that thin line between, letting loose and making the decision. As typically as a good friend, I was consoling him and so on. But his reaction towards this whole situation actually touched my heart. He coolly said that his dad found his love of his live and he has decided to move on with it. This means letting loose. So how do we categorize this? Letting loose? Neglecting or plain nonsense? You make it right.
So coming back to Why some hate's the world? Well it’s kinda hard though to explain why is this question arise in the first place but we are all humans and we hate everything around us when it does not complies to our expectations. Humans are never satisfied. For some who reads Tamil books or articles, there is one saying which I cam across sometime back which says that No Man is satisfied, No woman can be satisfied, until the soil breaks them apart. I think it goes something like that, my bad; my memory power is not as good as my brain power :) You can of course make that statement sound serious, arrogant or humorous. Choice is yours!
I’m writing this article not because I hate the world, I just hate how it’s being taken care of. Before I could complete this, there is one line that I would like to share with everyone,
Remember, we are not here to meet others expectations neither do they are here to meet our expectations. So live life to the fullest!
Rujjcoomarh
Not always that every one of us get that chance unless there is someone to be blamed for. So the best a human will do is to blame God. Why did God put me in this situation and all I did was follow what he said. How can we listen and make the right decision based on what God said. Are we that superhuman?
Some people just hate this world for simple reasons. Example, if their Astro gives no transmission during rainy days, they just hate the world.
If one is having problem or issues at their office or it’s just her boss shouts at her, she hates the world.
If a student fails a subject he hates the world. Even worse some just hates the world just because his/her parents scolded them. Sigh. Come on, is that what is this world all about?
Just by uttering the words, I hate this world, that does not going to make any changes your life. It’s what we choose to do. Each and every actions of a human being is being decided by himself, of course at times some just don’t think about the consequences of their decisions and actions that follow after that. By all means, we have the power in our hand to let loose our self at any point of time in this life. What I meant by let loose, is like you can choose to be free from problem and commitments in this life. But are we able to sacrifice everything and everyone around us just by making this decision.
Recently I came across a situation, not to mention names, the parents of him got divorced after 35 years of marriage. Why, I asked. He simply said that he found his love somewhere else. Does that mean that he hates the world? Or can my friend hate this world? This is where we tend to realize that thin line between, letting loose and making the decision. As typically as a good friend, I was consoling him and so on. But his reaction towards this whole situation actually touched my heart. He coolly said that his dad found his love of his live and he has decided to move on with it. This means letting loose. So how do we categorize this? Letting loose? Neglecting or plain nonsense? You make it right.
So coming back to Why some hate's the world? Well it’s kinda hard though to explain why is this question arise in the first place but we are all humans and we hate everything around us when it does not complies to our expectations. Humans are never satisfied. For some who reads Tamil books or articles, there is one saying which I cam across sometime back which says that No Man is satisfied, No woman can be satisfied, until the soil breaks them apart. I think it goes something like that, my bad; my memory power is not as good as my brain power :) You can of course make that statement sound serious, arrogant or humorous. Choice is yours!
I’m writing this article not because I hate the world, I just hate how it’s being taken care of. Before I could complete this, there is one line that I would like to share with everyone,
Remember, we are not here to meet others expectations neither do they are here to meet our expectations. So live life to the fullest!
Rujjcoomarh
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Rujjcoogle
Have you wondered how nice if you could customize your search engine according to your name...
Have you wondered if each time you open a browser, your name will appear in big colorful letters..
Have you wondered how to do all this thing, but you just dont know how to do it.
Well I found a way to do it, and finally its out..
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